''Hi children.It's me Michael,remember?This thread was meant to be a shrine for me and all the people i have cured and healed over the years.Truncated, you have been very kind to dedicate this whole thread to me.May Bambi kiss you on the cheek.While i agree that dirty laundry should be washed in private, it's also true that YOU young lady owe Jonboy an apology.Be the strong girl i think you might be.I know we've had our problems on another thread and i was humble enough to apologize for my drunken posts(even though i still mantain that my first post on that thread still reads fine).You know what i'm talking about here.I have personally met Jonboy and he is a fine young man i have managed to ply with vast amounts of alcohol and smiles.We went shooting foxes and we sipped blood from the same cup.Be nice to him and at least apologize to him privately.....or else i wont save you anymore.I love you all.Don't ever change.''

Michael... Aummm....

Nooooo, Michael!!!

For you, oh exalted one...

Size of them bollocks!

Prize bollocks, mind you.

''Actually,i think i may have a good rethink Truncated.Wait.Wait.It gets better and better.I love you all.Michael.xx''

Michael darling, I love you.

But

WHY, WHY, WHY CAN THIS NOT DIE?

(Ooh, rhyme)

Michael baby, you're so full of love. You're a man of the people. You're beautiful, stay beautiful, we gotta have faith.

Isn't my stubble looking well sexy today?

Kids, I've learned to keep cool. Take a leaf from my book. Peace!

what, try and give a cop a blow-job in a public toilet?

''Yes ok but let me explain,his hands were this big and hairy.Aw i sooo love hairy cops.''

Listen guys, let bygones be bygones. Trust me I'm George Michael and I want your sex.

They heard me in Bolivia laughing at this one!

I'm glad I could help wake those Bolivians....

You guys fucking kill me.

Porky, clear out your ass-kissing messages.

The scandal returns!

ok honey!