Summer brings the fags out.

That is toooo funny.

Dave Spritz: You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?

Shelly: Like what?

Dave Spritz: I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question... or, camel toe?

Shelly: Yeah... camel toe

Dave Spritz: Do you know why?

Shelly: Why, what?

Dave Spritz: Why you get called camel toe

Shelly: Yeah.

Dave Spritz: Why hun?.

Shelly: Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.

Dave Spritz: That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again?

Shelly: I think they make car tires out of camel toes.

HHAHAHA

73 degrees, twats.

Any chance you might still have a copy?

And yet the boys still aren't coming to my yard for the milkshake. No Fair! :(

Soon it will be late September, football season will be in full swing, and it will be time to bust out the hoodies to go out at night.....oh yes.

mellykelis

krastian hi five.

Yes sir!

Summer, you STD-infected hooker, I'll fucking cripple your ass for today. 104 degrees! That's insane.

ny is ok, i mean it was hot and humid but i was wearing jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt, sweat or nuthin'

Oh fucking balls I love San Francisco. I am so moving there.

Eat a dick, summer.

Yeah, kiss my grits, summer, you son of a bitch.

i'm sitting here in my winter coat.

waiting.

Dear summer, fuck off. Stop giving me headaches.

summer has its upsides. i consider THE SONIC YOUTH a summer band. especially rather ripped.

but damn, i wish it was fall. i want to wear my nice button long sleeve shirts and my blazers.

Pretty soon we'll be saying how it sure has been a long cold lonely winter and how the springtime's taking a long time to come around, how we wished we had been out in California when the lights on all the Christmas trees went out... and all that.

i won't. i wish winter would last forever.

ditto. i'm setting sail for antartica pretty soon

siberia for me.

thats a good choice. though you cant beat the isolation i'll be consumed in when im down on the bottom of the earth.

i hope the scientists are into good music though

Siberia is undergoing unprecedented prosperity. Siberia now produces more oil than Saudi Arabia.

siberia is absolutely beautiful. uncorrupted land. i would actually move there.

You might get a job on an oil rig.

i don't need a job.

It wouldn't be a job. It would be contributing to the world's dependence on fossil fuels. Think in more noble terms like that.

i'd rather not, thank you.

I am ready for the summer to end. I welcome the idea of school. The sooner it starts the sooner it's over.

Have you procured your school supplies? Have you gone shopping for new clothes for your first day? Have you signed up for Picture Day?

winter. everything's dead. hibernation. time to reflect on one's mind. time to stand face to face with it.

reflective period.

Time to drink some eggnog and get fucked up!

time to play in the snow and drink hot cocoa.

Of course. But I haven't picked out exactly what I should wear...it's an important decision.

It's a day to power dress. I suggest a gray suit, striped blue shirt, and a tie with red stripes. And don't forget accessories--a watch is the most important accessory a man can own. Wear it.