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sarramkrop 03.14.2007 03:40 PM

Exactly.Have you ever watched the Iannucci thing where he says that people like joyriders driving while drunk etc, are the only ones who can do inmpossible things?What was that called again?

demonrail666 03.14.2007 03:42 PM

I'll bet she's ordering 12 Chicken MacNugget's for her baby's dinner right now.

jon boy 03.14.2007 03:42 PM

must have seen it but i cant remember for the life of me. no doubt youtube will deliver.

Rob Instigator 03.14.2007 03:44 PM

It is hard to choose one celeb I want seeing as how many celebs now have such small butts which I don;t want, so I would have to pick VIDA GUERRA even though I have no idea what she does, whether she sings or acts or whatever


 




 

sarramkrop 03.14.2007 03:49 PM

And while we talk Sovereign, here's a video and song of hers that i really like:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7bzVqsqM0OY

sarramkrop 03.14.2007 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
must have seen it but i cant remember for the life of me. no doubt youtube will deliver.

You'll love it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Ew8rdu7ZY4

Norma J 03.14.2007 04:05 PM

Can't say I share your big-arse fetish, Rob.

!@#$%! 03.14.2007 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norma J
Can't say I share your big-arse fetish, Rob.


the sex secrets of the universe are exclusively reserved for latinos, everybody else must remain in the dark.

im not a devoted assman, but i'll post a couple of links for el instigador

el mejor culo de colombia

& el mejor culo de internet (dicen):
 

http://www.overpal.com/showthread.php?t=133

Norma J 03.14.2007 04:17 PM

Is that a manequin?

There appears to be no orifice.

!@#$%! 03.14.2007 04:20 PM

ha ha, no, its real!
google keyra agustina, reputedly the bearer of the world's "most perfect ass"



 


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyra_Augustina

http://keyra-augustina-ass.blogspot.com/

http://www.omgvideo.com/showmedia?id=324

http://tabo.aurealsys.com/pub/keyra/

do i need to continue?

Cantankerous 03.14.2007 04:23 PM

oh my god, is it real?
it's so perfect!

Norma J 03.14.2007 04:23 PM

I like what she's done with the jeans. She's an arts and crafts type of girl, I can see.

That one is not as bad.

!@#$%! 03.14.2007 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
oh my god, is it real?
it's so perfect!


ha ha ha

ha h ah ha

didn't you know argentinians are consummate boasters?


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edit: for the record, for the poor very poor readers of this board: i am NOT argentinian-- but that big ass is.

also, i've posted those photos for cheeto's benefit.

and my own choices are displayed on an earlier page. thank you. now fuck off.

Rob Instigator 03.14.2007 04:33 PM

"as" bad? what are you talking about?????? keyra agustina does have some fine bootay but it is not as big as it appears in those pics. she is sticking it out extra.

you act as if their butts are freakish!
I have no butt fetish. fetish implies abnormality, and those butts are big, but not abnormal, or gross.

genetically speaking, a big butt signifies a wide hipbone, and a lerger than average biorth canal throug the epvic bone, thereby increasing the chances of safe birth delivery. remember, it was nto too long ago that nearly HALF fo all women died in childbirth. the ones with the big bootays were prime baby making.

"child birthing hips" is what I have heard old timers call it.

ha!

bigger is better! size DOES matter!

Cantankerous 03.14.2007 04:34 PM

look at these my child bearing hips
look at these my ruby red ruby lips..

!@#$%! 03.14.2007 04:35 PM

and, i might add, negative nalgas aren't fun to spank.

Cantankerous 03.14.2007 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
and, i might add, negative nalgas aren't fun to spank.

negative buttocks (i took spanish for awhile). haha. i know a lot of people who have a negative ass. mine sticks out a little but it's not too wide.

Rob Instigator 03.14.2007 04:46 PM

I wanna clear something up though. I love all women and all body types and all shapes. what we are talking about on this thread is fantasy, and some guys are boob guys, some are leg guys, and some are bootie guys. I am a bootie guy. they feel great to hug.


and my butt fixation has nothing to do with anal sex. I just find it feminine and sexy as all hell when a lady is shapely

my OG hottie, Marilyn Monroe had a curvy body, that in many circles today would be called "fat" but that is delusional to me
 

Cantankerous 03.14.2007 04:47 PM

i don't know how someone could call marilyn monroe fat. she was the definition of gorgeous.

Rob Instigator 03.14.2007 04:56 PM

for most of her last 8 years of life Marylin monroe wore what in today's sizes would be a ladies 12-14
that is defined now as "plus size" with "plus size models" by those with tact. those without tact call them all fat.

stupid people.

Cantankerous 03.14.2007 04:57 PM

no, i'm sorry, but marilyn monroe could never be called fat

THIS is fucking fat.
 

Rob Instigator 03.14.2007 05:07 PM

mine eyes....mine eyes......

Toilet & Bowels 03.14.2007 05:07 PM

eurgh!

ALIEN ANAL 03.19.2007 07:42 AM

yeh, im straight but id bang bale!

_slavo_ 03.19.2007 08:12 AM

Alyssa Milano

oh yes.

 

ALIEN ANAL 03.19.2007 08:19 AM

alyssa MEHlano

ALIEN ANAL 03.19.2007 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I wanna clear something up though. I love all women and all body types and all shapes. what we are talking about on this thread is fantasy, and some guys are boob guys, some are leg guys, and some are bootie guys. I am a bootie guy. they feel great to hug.


and my butt fixation has nothing to do with anal sex. I just find it feminine and sexy as all hell when a lady is shapely

my OG hottie, Marilyn Monroe had a curvy body, that in many circles today would be called "fat" but that is delusional to me

 


yikes this turns me on

_slavo_ 03.19.2007 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
alyssa MEHlano


???

ALIEN ANAL 03.19.2007 08:24 AM

i dont find her appealing in the slightest. thats all

ALIEN ANAL 03.19.2007 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
That pic makes me feel sort of weird....down there.


yeh..what does that mean?:confused:

demonrail666 03.19.2007 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator


 


That pic makes me feel sort of weird ... down there.

Toilet & Bowels 03.19.2007 08:38 AM

i kind of find it hard to get turned on by pictures of people who've died

jon boy 03.19.2007 09:31 AM

to be honest celebrity or no, i dont need anymore reminders of the fact that i am not getting it with anyone.

schizophrenicroom 03.19.2007 11:36 AM

james purefoy from rome

i don't care if he's old enough to be my father, the man is sex on legs.

Silent Dan Speaks 03.19.2007 09:50 PM

Gwenyth Paltrow, on the condition she dress and do the make-up of Margot Tennenbaum.

Everyneurotic 03.19.2007 10:03 PM

i don't know if you would call them celebrities or not but:

 



oni and pika...






...at the same time.

something 03.20.2007 01:40 AM

maggie gyllenhal (i have no idea how you spell the last name)

SynthethicalY 03.20.2007 01:40 AM

I don't find her that attractive. But each man to his own.

Everyneurotic 03.20.2007 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by something
maggie gyllenhal (i have no idea how you spell the last name)


she looks just like my ex, she creeps me out.

something 03.20.2007 03:07 AM

i like her eyes plus she seems like she'd be really passionate


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