in another atrocious remake, this awesome movie with this beautiful creature





became THIS bland gringo remake





pardon me but can i say "ewwwww"?

or better yet

"quel fucking crap"

Yeah, "Image Not Available" was a shameful waste of celluloid.

i'd choose blindness over having to see again shit like "days of thunder"

I tried to watch the Shaft and I couldn't.

You know, Spartacus isn't that bad if you think of it as a typical movie from that time period and not as a Kubrick film.

well yes i guess i generally hate those types of movies from that period-- such a fucking letdown! i was shocked when the thing finished i ran outside screaming "that can't be kubrick! it can't be!!" --- my sense of reality had been shaken.

later i went online to discover the ugly truth, but ugly as it may have been it preserved my love & respect for the master-- please know i am a very jaded and cynical bastard & to call someone a master i have to really be in awe of the work and feel a sense of gratitude for life-changing art. but anyway...

if you're gonna go for that, then

> spartacus

ha ha ha

Things my old girlfriend would take me to: Forget Paris and 9 Months. Don't think we stayed though either.

I can't fucking stand all these parody movies that everybody slurps up....Jesus Christ. Hell, I thought the Scream movies were retarded.

Horrible Movies My Friends Have Drug Me To
Romeo Must Die (wow, cool story!)
The Mod Squad
...well, that's not many, but believe me I was pissed

Fuckerz.

the following movie i have not seen, but i can imagine how much they probably suck

the trip - you can't recreate that shit. it's not campy or nostalgic, it's just crap. thanks for playing anyway.

requiem for a dream - they were SO far off the mark with this factually and just in general and jared leto is an annoying little shit. end of.

last days - Hayden might fancy this one, taking into account how far he has his head up his ass and that nirvana tattoo.

donnie darko - being criminally insane, i would really like to take this opportunity to tell richard kelly to just fuck off.

hahah, so true

dracula 3000 with coolio. so wrong for so many reasons. the first one being- how can there be a planet of fucking vampires?

this plays occasiionally on tv, you need to check it out to understand how bad movies can be.

and DOMINO was terrible, like someone just getting out of film school, landing a major movie deal and putting every single cliched movie trick in it. a zillion camera cuts, lenses & filters. christopher walken and tom waits are in it, and it STILL blows chunks.

oh, and i saw godard's version of king lear with norman mailer and molly ringwald. it was pretty atrocious, definitely shattered my faith in jean-luc.

At the Mouth of Madness by John Carpenter. What the fuck was he thinking??? A total mockery of H. P. Lovecraft, on who it was supposedly based.

yes, domino was TERRIBLE.

never saw dracula 3000 but ive heard stories, hahhaah

OH!
lets not talk shit about godard
capiche?

I love that movie!!! Well, not really love, but I've always liked it a lot.

i too enjoy at the mouth of madness .

derailed (with jennifer aniston and clive owen )
and 2001 : a space odyssey (to even type it makes me shudder )

e.

i think this is turning into 'how alternative can you look by saying you hate said to be generly good movies"

its true that perhaps it wouldnt be quite enough worth mentioning for me to say 2001 if it wasnt so cherished and hyped .
but i really had never squirmed through a movie as much as it , and it does baffle me that so many people think so very highly of it .
you can take that , right ?