I want to say right now, that this offer goes for any girl on here. I want more females in my movies. Satan's my go-to girl, but I think she said something about her camera being with her dad? I just want some footage of the beach, some little artful things I can manipulate, and a girl ranting and raving and flailing around a room and throwing shit and being dramatic. I'd totally pay you, pm me, anyone..


THERE ARE NO FUCKING RULES, DUDE!

Haha.

We should get together and cut off each others' dicks and sell that on Niteflirt. Even if we didn't make any money, we'd be better off with regard to our current situations.

i have my camera back, whatcha need. holla at me.

Yeah, I just work the weekends.. um.. part of the reason, and I don't talk about it much on here, but I go and take care of my grandpa, (I think I've mentioned before I live in like 3 different houses.. I spend equal amounts of time in 3 different places and have a computer at each with completely different files on them and shit though the one I use the most is a shitty ME computer!) help him with shit. He's not in AWFUL shape, he can't really get around though so I go clean his house a few times a week. I also live at home and clean up here. My mom doesn't do anything except sit around and watch soap operas. My stepdad is a truck driver so he pays all the bills, though I help pay the bills too (I pay a 3rd of the water and electricity and half the phone bill).

But my passion in life is music and movies, so I am focusing on that, even though I know I'll never make a "living" with it. And I can type 149 words per minute, which is my only real skill, so I'd love to do some kind of secretarial type job, or be a stenographer. I just feel like, at my current age, I don't feel like working 24/7, I want to have few responsibilities.. though, when I finally move out (which me and the ex-old lady were supposed to do a few months ago, but then she moved to Florida pretty abruptly) I need to start getting more responsible.

I dunno.

if you and phoenix collab on a stripping video... i have paypal

im not talking about fucking people over like that-- but for example:

temp agency: hey, do you know XYZ program?
!@#$%!: oh yeah sure, wehre do i show up?
temp agency: be there tomorrow at 9am
!@#$%! goes to borders, reads a book on XYZ for free in the afternoon, shows up at 9am with crib notes

i've also been an illegal immigrant (hello america! hello israel!). we set up a business so i could work without a green card. when the feds interviewed me, i actually told them what we did. i said i worked in the business-- what do you want me to do? sit at home all day watching jerry springer? thats worse than working without a permit.

there are rules and there's doing the right thing. sometimes to do the right thing (eat, survive, pay for your shit) you have to fuck the fucking rules.

madoff was a shit & his goals were dishonest. my goals were honest but my means, well, fuckit, bend shit a little-- reality is negotiable, and i paid taxes.

Oh! Haha. I just want random shit. Just many minutes of random shit. I'll pay you $2 a minute (if you have paypal). Would like to have 20 minutes or so. I mainly just want you ranting, smoking a cigarette, and breaking shit. I'm thinking.. one camera set up in your room, you getting out of bed, you sitting there smoking, you saying how you hate your life. All improvised, dramatic, ridiculous, absurd. Think of Richard Kern's films. Just be trashy and fucked up looking, hair amess and mascara running. I want it to be slow and dark, lots of spacing, lots of silence. Just a really dramatic part. I need it for my next film, which is going to be 3 or 4 completely separate stories put together to make one whole film... all of the stories will somehow involve alienation and disconnection from society. For example, in one story, a man is going to fall in love with a plug-in (you know, an electric wall socket/plug-in thingy.. whatever those are called) so he brings it flowers and he fucks it with a 3 pronged electrical chord but then it cheats on him with the night light. All the stories are going to be just one person in one room, really minimal but I'm going to try to do something interesting. Anyway, I really want one with a beautiful female ranting and raving and throwing shit and being fucked up. So, if you get time in the next few months, I'd totally love that.

<3

Symbol man, you're so mysterious.

ill get on it as soon as i am able


i think we are missing the point of this thread and that is that phoenix is hot

satana is loaded and doesn't need the money. let her be a patron of the arts. on the other hand, phoenix should be prepping her camera as we write this.

Cool, Satan. Just try to make the quality kinda lower than the videos you sent me before (because the 10 second clips you sent me before were like 10mb, and if you're going to do many minutes of shit, then it's going to be too big to send out). Or perhaps compress the file afterwards. Thank you so much, I hope you trust me to make it look and sound really awesome, no matter what you send me.

Also, yes, Phoenix is hot, I've only seen one picture though.

i just made a roach piss itself. it was the greatest thing ever.

i am not loaded sir. i'm working on it.


well
i am loaded but not in the financial sense

So, me and Satan are both loaded. Guess we should get married then!

only if you like to receive beatings from a woman!

she has bassist's hands, so remember to say "not in the face!"

What do you considered loaded? At the moment, in my bank account, I have ... *pulls out receipt from wallet*... $19,884.61.

I guess I want to eventually buy a good house, I got a long way to go!

I'd totally let Satan kick my ass. Only if she was wearing that "sad whore" getup though.

i love you

i get down on dat bass.

well, all is relative. an apartment where you have it is a fucking little fortune for this wetback.

I've been playing bass a lot too. I play it just like a guitar. Tremolo picking it like a mother fucker. Wouldn't it be ridiculous if I started a band where the guitar just played rhythmic-y almost-bass lines and then I played tremolo picked bass and insane bass solos with pinch harmonics and more wanky shit the entire time? I wonder if that's been done (well, I know it has, but probably not the way I'm thinking about it).