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Derek 08.06.2009 09:00 PM

I was 10 and thinking about asking my mum what it was.

Thank FUCK I didn't!

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 09:00 PM

First time I came was from a girl jerking me off. I'd never jerked off before that. She was all tugging on it and I was like "what are you doing?" but then it felt good and I was like "hmmmm!" and then... yeah.

About 2 weeks later I figured out how to do it myself.

Derek 08.06.2009 09:01 PM

What age were you then?

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 09:02 PM

I'd just turned 15

Derek 08.06.2009 09:03 PM

Really? I feel weird starting when I was 10 then!

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 09:21 PM

eh, it was a different time back then.

EVOLghost 08.06.2009 09:27 PM

I don't remember the first time I jizzed.

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 09:33 PM

huh

SonikJesus 08.06.2009 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod



In any case, it was my first time truly having sex. I got pretty excited by it, and I didn't know how to make it last just yet. As such, after about fifteen minutes something happened that made my penis say 'O SHI-' and, beyond the point of return, I reluctantly had an orgasm.



15 minutes and she still hadn't had an orgasm? She should not have been mad at you. Well, maybe she should have since you didn't give her one but cumming after 15 minutes is perfectly acceptable to me. It's not like you only lasted 5.

floatingslowly 08.06.2009 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek
Really? I feel weird starting when I was 10 then!

wow! what a whore!!

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 09:48 PM

I usually get my old lady off in about 10 minutes. It takes me longer though.

phoenix 08.07.2009 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek
Really? I feel weird starting when I was 10 then!



haha I think I was maybe 7, if that. I dont remember exactly.


Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I usually get my old lady off in about 10 minutes. It takes me longer though.


boyshape doesn't often get me off, turns me on but doesnt get me off. It's often a case of phoenix saying 'you cant drive it so just leave it and go for everywhere else'. I'm a nympho and have my own hardware down pat and can make it happen in under 20 seconds, so I care not.

atsonicpark 08.07.2009 07:08 AM

It's hard for my old lady to get off during sex itself. But when I'm done there lickin the A, B, C's on that clit with two fingers firmly inserted into her hot snatch, it's like a gushing waterfall. It's beautiful.

Sonic Youth Gossip 08.07.2009 08:24 AM

ITT: :/

choc e-Claire 04.21.2019 11:13 PM

This thread makes me feel a little better about myself.

_slavo_ 04.23.2019 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek
Really? I feel weird starting when I was 10 then!





Fucking hell.
I really feel like from a COMPLETELY different universe.

ilduclo 07.15.2019 06:13 AM

I was 25. Lots of interest, of course, but being an introvert with some serious mental illness issues in my immediate family had made me pretty shy. Worked out ok as I have strived to make up for lost time since. Late bloomers and all that, didn’t get done with college until 32 and didn’t get married until 40. Life is pretty grand now!


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