are you drunk?

yeah yer drunk.

she was probably tired of your drunk ways and she broke up with you when you got drunk and violent. then you caught her a few nights later making out with some dude.

trasher, maybe you were so drunk you thought it was a dude... but it was actually a hot chick with a cute short haircut, and they were summoning you to a 3-some but you had already closed your eyes and stormed out of the bar

she may have just wanted someone less fuckin' whiny

If you don't want abuse - save the personal stuff for your friends.

On a side note - simultaneous orgasms are amazing.

actually, i think you got it right.

worst thread i've seen on this forum so far. nothing to do with the fag insults.

I covet deer?




I jived here?




I caved Heerlen?



A city of southeast Netherlands east-northeast of Maastricht near the German border. It is a manufacturing center in a coal-mining area. Population: 92,500.

You must long for other woodland creatures before coveting deer with phoenix again.

what, are you kidding? this thread already has the best and worst jokes about someone starting a thread...i mean, the jokes are not even about what the thread is about!

and the fag jokes, well, i didn't read any, unless you count bad grammar as insulting.

everyneurotic how have you been? I haven't seen you on in a while.

i know, i've been good, how about you synth?

Good, I am just here doing bad at school, and raving, and woorking. So really good.

good to hear, hahaha; well, don't just flunk school.

flunk with class or something.

No, I am not dropping out of school, I have been in school for so long now, it is pointless of me to drop out.

hahaha, well, good to hear.

Ha ha ha ha ha - zing!!!

Trasher - bring on your homophobic insults this way, my sahn :D

PS. Rimjobs. That is all.

and again, you name her. my heart aches!

let's get drunk and pretend we're gay!