I'm gonna change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. I'm going to go on a pilgrimage to the speedo factory. Jah bless.

i'm watching you

I would like to be the first to congratulate you, Ms. Hammock.

You've come a long way.

Don't get me excited.

Thank you. It's been a very long journey. Care to buy some literature on the teachings of King Banana Hammock?

i'm getting one of my angers swelling

Let it out, sister.

you don't wanna be there girlfriend

last girl who saw one of my angers (nty) darn near fleched

Shit. Well, go to my underwear worship center and go into one of the confessionals and let it out.

are you flirting with me, cos i've already got (stalk) a girl "friend"

keep on sitting on it girlie

still, it's not the name he was given by his mother/father when he was born

and your's didn't name you dumbass but i feel compelled to call you that

Well, that depends. Are you diggin it?

heard

sayin'

kinda. but i just know you'll turn out to be one of those ugly chicks who talk horny on he ol' www

Well, I turn out to be one of those girls that's got a penis actually.

in a jar? doesn't matter, i collect animal feces

Yeah. We'll go with that.

thank you, but no. it clashes with the pamphlets that I have already set out.

""[ˈdɪskɔːd] del Espacio""

(because everything tastes better with Alien Sex Cult)





thar be tygers.