You flashed them your boxers. Wow. You're a wild man.

gmku:
OK then, but just know that pleated pants are every bit as incriminating.
You're a brave man.

Syn, you have free will. Do what you feel is right.

their mom was in the living room...im not trying to break up families...

now i've changed into something more comfortable
the aforementioned old smiths shirt, same jeans, and a cream colored winter hat because i like it.

Religion took my free will.

Mmmm, not as incriminating as capes.

What kind of winter hat? I think the only kind I have is a nerdy Columbia ski hat. Maybe I need to invest in hats.

Well, Jesus, then what was the freaking point!? I mean, you're going to flash, you don't do it half-assed. Pun intended.

You are correct, sir. They are in fact more so. Add some crocs to the mix and being burned at the stake for your crimes against aesthetics would not be far off. Something tells me you're too sensible for that, though.

Does being shirtless count? with only shorts.

Cantankerous is actually a huge Michael Nesmith fan. Hence the winter hat in summer.

I can't believe I'm using valuable laptop battery capacity for this conversation.

i suppose to let their mom know that their friends will enter the household in such attire?

You might need the bendable battery.

Like moms haven't seen kids in boxers before? Sorry, you've totally lost me on this thing.

Nanoo, nanoo...

Next they will make nano robots to enter your body to fix you.

I need a fix. Cuz I'm going down.

Stop talking in the Stones Lyrics.