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atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:34 AM

My technique with eating a girl out is this... I like to slowly do the A, B, C's on their clit while gently teasing their vagina with one firm finger. Then, I measure the moistness to know when to increase my tongue action. I'll add subtle sucks on the clit, feeling it swell in my mouth like a hot, bulbous little bean. I'll stick two fingers in and let the vagina form to fit them and I'll firmly, slowly go in and out, subtly increasing the pressure but keeping a steady rhythm and also increasing my tongue flicking just a bit more. I'll tease the g-spot a bit but mainly focus on the a-spot, which is more reliable I've noticed. Soon, I'll do quick-as-fuck lightning-fast licks while both fingers go in and out as hard and as deep as possible. That's usually all it takes. I won't stop until they tell me to, even if my shoulder hurts.

And then we can, y'know, have sex too, but eh.

Oral sex is so much more fun.

Satan 08.15.2009 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
who said anything about paying? we'll murder them together too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvyDWGF290M

terriblecanyons 08.15.2009 12:35 AM

 

Satan 08.15.2009 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
My technique with eating a girl out is this... I like to slowly do the A, B, C's on their clit while gently teasing their vagina with one firm finger. Then, I measure the moistness to know when to increase my tongue action. I'll add subtle sucks on the clit, feeling it swell in my mouth like a hot, bulbous little bean. I'll stick two fingers in and let the vagina form to fit them and I'll firmly, slowly go in and out, subtly increasing the pressure but keeping a steady rhythm and also increasing my tongue flicking just a bit more. I'll tease the g-spot a bit but mainly focus on the a-spot, which is more reliable I've noticed. Soon, I'll do quick-as-fuck lightning-fast licks while both fingers go in and out as hard and as deep as possible. That's usually all it takes. I won't stop until they tell me to, even if my shoulder hurts.

goddamn youre getting scientific here!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k

atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:38 AM

Well, I had to recently explain, in detail, how to "properly" eat a girl out (that sounds so gross) to someone who'd never done it and I spent like an hour telling this guy how to do it and he was like "oh man this is great." He even wrote some shit down! He's kind of a loser, though, so I doubt he ever uses my advice. Heh.

Satan 08.15.2009 12:39 AM

hahahhaa

well it sounds like you got it down

atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:41 AM

Yeah, maybe... I'm way better at that than fucking. Intercourse just bores me usually. Unless there's some pain involved...

Satan 08.15.2009 12:43 AM

no pain no gain.

atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:43 AM

I don't even see the point in havin sex if the old lady isn't willing to spit on me, call me a dirty motherrfucker, and slap the shit out of me.

demonrail666 08.15.2009 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan
sucking dick is awesome


you're gonna need to convince me of that one

atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
 



The fuck?! Haha

GeneticKiss 08.15.2009 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
 


Spongebob after the alcoholism set in?

atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:46 AM

"spenge bab"

demonrail666 08.15.2009 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
I'll tease the g-spot a bit but mainly focus on the a-spot, which is more reliable I've noticed.


there's an 'a' spot too? wtf?

terriblecanyons 08.15.2009 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
Spongebob after the alcoholism set in?


this

Zombie Robot 08.15.2009 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Well, I had to recently explain, in detail, how to "properly" eat a girl out (that sounds so gross) to someone who'd never done it and I spent like an hour telling this guy how to do it and he was like "oh man this is great." He even wrote some shit down! He's kind of a loser, though, so I doubt he ever uses my advice. Heh.


he's gonna be usin ur move! nxt thing u know he's gonna stop short. end w/a swirl, not with a pinch.

posted this in the sodomy/butt love thread- here's my tips for u now atsonic.

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot
here's ur lesson for the day kids-
Deep Throat Made Easy

Position is important; you'll want to in position where you can extend and straighten your neck by slightly tilting your head back. This helps line up your throat with your mouth allowing the penis to slide in deep. The best position for beginners is with the receiver lying on his back with the giver lying on the stomach along side. You can prop yourself up on your elbows.

The penis must be lubricated! I can't stress this enough. An erect penis will slide much easier along the tongue and into the throat if it is well lubricated. Once you're in position, slightly tilt your head back and extend the tip of your tongue just past your bottom lip. Flatten the back of your tongue just as you would if a doctor were using a tongue depressor to look in your throat. (Extending your tongue helps flatten the back of your tongue. Force your throat open as you would if you were yawning. (contrary to popular belief, you don't 'relax' your throat muscles to perform deepthroat. Forcing the back of your tongue down and your throat open will counter the gag reflex and create a larger opening for the penis to enter)

Now, take a deep breath and slowly slide the length of the penis into your mouth and along your tongue. When you feel the urge to gag, pause and hold the penis there as long as possible then withdraw it. Repeat this process as many times as you can. Eventually you'll be able to take the penis in deeper and deeper until you can take the entire length of it across your tongue and down your throat

One thing to remember is when you get to the point where the head actually enters the throat, you may feel a little resistance and will need to give a little extra 'push' to get the penis fully in. It may help to use your tongue to pull the penis in deeper. When you reach the point where you feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment, then, without removing the penis from you mouth, extend your tongue out a little further, then pull your tongue back in your mouth, pulling the penis along with it.

You contact lens wearers will no doubt remember the difficulty you had overcoming the involuntary urge to blink the first few times you tried to put in your lenses, but with practice and patience it became very easy to do. The same applies to deep throating! Be patient and practice the technique as often as possible.

After you've learned to take in the entire length, you can begin working on some 'advanced techniques' that will add even more pleasure. Some of these techniques are letting you partner ejaculate with the entire length of his penis in your throat.

If you don't like the taste of cum, this is a great technique because the head of his penis will be well past the taste buds on the back of you tongue when he ejaculates. You'll also be able to perform a 'throat massage' on his penis while it's in your throat.

This technique will drive your partner wild with passion as your throat muscles massage his penis. This is accomplished by actually making a swallowing motion while the entire length of his penis is deep in your throat. You'll also be able to lick his balls while he's in your throat.

If you've never been deepthroated, you're probably wondering what it really feels like. Most men report that they feel a 'pleasurable ring of tightness' around the circumference of the penis just below the head with the most pleasurable sensation focused on the underside of the penis where the head joins the shaft. Remember: lubrication, extend tongue, flatten back of tongue, force throat muscles open, go slow and be patient!

While learning deepthroat, it's better that the giver maintain the 'superior' position, i.e. where the giver controls the depth and frequency of penetration. After you've become very comfortable with taking a penis deep in your throat, you'll be able to accept a more passive roll and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. Your partner will be able to put his penis in as deeply as he wishes in this position. This position provides an excellent view of your neck and throat for your partner. One of the most exciting visual aspects of deepthroat is your partner can watch your neck and throat expand and bulge as the penis slides in deep.


GeneticKiss 08.15.2009 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons


So, like I said...

atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
there's an 'a' spot too? wtf?


Yeah. There's also a u-spot.

You know how the g spot feels like the end of your nose? Well, the a spot is kinda underneath that.. it feels kinda like how you might think a brain should feel.

Zombie Robot 08.15.2009 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
there's an 'a' spot too? wtf?


oh cum now. u knew that.

http://www.heretical.com/miscella/g-spots.html

atsonicpark 08.15.2009 12:50 AM

haha I will read that after I post this, but thanks zombie robot. Seinfeld rules.


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