I really like Fritz the Cat...

Heh. No, don't get me wrong, though, I think Satan should kick Dave's ass if she wants to... I gave the original quote kind of a lazy read earlier since I was half-asleep but now that I'm reading it again (and reading the other pages and yeah), I see what the deal is now. Seemed a bit personal and weird, compared to the mostly-good-natured ribbing on the rest of the thread.

Play fair, everyone!!

as roasts go, i thought dave's was a good one.

Yeeeeeeah, it was a wee bit personal, mean-spirited, and unfunny though. Nothing wrong with being any of those 3, but all 3 made it kinda pointless.

Again.. be nice! Play fair!!

Satan - I lust in my heart for gmku. If only he and I could meet up in this hip London rave club.

girlgun - Yes, I, too, lust for gmku. If only he would come to the redneck bar with me.

james bond is back from his crayfish harvest!
WHAT IS UP MY FREELANCING WRITER ONLINE AQUAINSPRUCE!

well, I quit the freelance life and became a fed.

are you in a think tank?

I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you. And everyone else who reads this thread. That could be a lot of killin'.

so long as it involves the bahamas

man i just wanna read some fukin adventures. 'fed' is, and let's be honest, a very vague word in today's saturated beerocracy. UNLESS YOU WRITE FOR MAMET! DO YOU GHOSTWRITE MAMET!
GLENJERRYGLEAMEDROSATIA

I write/edit for the federal government as a federal employee. That's all I can reveal at this point in time. Hint: Keep an eye on "developments" in Afghanistan.

you wish

Often.

DO YOU MEAN LIKE THIS KIND OF DEVELOPEMENT WITH ME AND the girl that needs filters for her bad skin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqmrOoCOsQo

often.

I can't wait 'til you lil' bastards get "old".

no roast. truth.

here lemme roast the whole board

whole baod: we suck we like eternal blah blah

here let me roast the pen name

.. yeah annie lennox

Kloriel:

* whoever forsooth my french nibbler will catch frog pox.
* freedom makes the heart grow blonde like norwegian elkhounds.
* technological-psychobabble-meltdowns exist as parallel multifactors.
* ubiquitously, I shun the limb that resists transportation.

vote or die.