i think there are a few professors of evolution who might contest that

i went to ireland one time and they gave us some really good shortbread cookies in the hotel.
sorry, you said shortbread.

Zing!

toilette, do you know what i'm talking about? they came in a red plaid package and they were rectangular with little holes.

are you jealous that savage clone might be getting more attention?

no, i just want to know what the cookies are so i can buy some.

these?

YES!!!
thank you, lovely. those are so good.

yeah they are. you'll probably be able to buy them in the airport too.

you know what, i know where i can get them here.

where's here?

Juvy hall.

the united states.

they sell shortbread in the canteen?

yeah, i remember because my mom bought some for me once.

your mum bought you some shortbread in the canteen at juvy?

oh wait what?
no. i've never been there.

do you have a good lawyer or something?

i got arrested ONE time, and i didn't do anything wrong. they let me go.

why did they arrest you?

i was feeling a bit outspoken against some protesters. none of THEM got carted away, basically for doing the same things i was doing. they've got the right to protest and i have got the right to counter-protest. it's not a very interesting story, although i spat at one of the people. it was also past "curfew," legally minors here are not allowed outside of their houses without the company of a legal adult past 11 PM/

you're like truncated junior, only ruder

i didn't even do anything illegal!!! other than the fact that it was past 11:00 and that wasn't even brought up during questioning or in the charges, nor is it a serious offense. if they see kids out past 11 they tell them to go home. and i was with a group of people, more than one of which was 18 years or older.

people were protesting after 11 at night?

they were doing some thing all day. i don't know what they were doing.

if you don't know what they were doing why were you fighting them?

well i know what they were doing, they were protesting. i don't know what they were doing it for. they were some crazy liberal feminist sort of fuckers.

you are against liberals?

i'm not against anything really, but those people are so fun to aggravate and it's so easy. i was just making trouble is all.

viva oppresion.

it's very easy to wind up certain types of liberal, they are so intollerant of anyone who doesn't agree with them, they think everyone who disagrees with them is evil.

i'm going to bed now.

In my opinion PJ Harvey and Portishead have made some of the most beautiful and important music of the last decade.

is Warrior Queen british, or is she jamaican?

Interesting find.

 

Artist:BUG FEAT. WARRIOR QUEEN, THETitle:Aktion PakLabel:REPHLEX (UK)Format:CDPrice:$8.00Catalog #:REPH 158CDThe Bug is Kevin Martin of Techno Animal, Ice, God, Curse of the Golden Vampire.His album Pressure on Rephlex/Tigerbeat 606 was described as "an exhilarating mutant ragga/dancehall/techno mash up." "The Warrior Queen -- by day she's Annette, sweet and friendly and meek as a lamb but when she get's on stage and gets wild she's Warrior Queen. Warrior queen is an x-rated ruler and aims to conqueror in all her endeavours. Some men would like to make out they're dynamo in bed, tougher, faster, rougher stronger but the Warrior is here to dominate and take over, stand up for her rights and conquer men weak or strong. She's worked with the Bug on several radio sessions and countless Gigs across the UK. This is her first release with the Bug and she truly holds the crown as a champion for strong women everywhere. She was born and raised in St Catherines Spanish town, Jamaica. In the late nineties she cut the following tunes as Wendy Culture: Penthouse label --frenchcot produced by Donovan Germain with Steelie and cleevie wheeling dance on their label and on Shocking vibes -- still a rush me -- new style with producer Patrick Roberts. The tracks are x rated and bad as hell!!!!"

 

i was hoping she was from here... have you heard her stuff with the bug?

Bad Teeth + Bad Accents = Terrible Singers

actually the bad teeth create unique oral acoustics which gives rise to more distinctive vocalists.

Not at all.Any good?

hold on a moment...

marras!

warrior queen:
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.ph...A31A94520D7F89