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atsonicpark 02.02.2010 02:44 PM

Gagging is sexy as fuck! Now that I have a gagger, I couldn't date a non-gagger.. or at least a non-deep throater. No reason to be a pussy when sucking a dick. Be hardcore! I'd do anything to make a girl cum, I'd swallow their bloody tampon if it got them off. Whatever. I want a girl who is as freaky as me. I have one, so cool.

There's nothing fucked about any kind of sex.

Though the actual act of swallowing a person's turd confuses me. But I guess I can sorta see why someone would be into it.

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
There's nothing fucked about any kind of sex.



Not even sex with little kids?:rolleyes: :p

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 02:46 PM

 

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atsonicpark 02.02.2010 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Not even sex with little kids?:rolleyes: :p


Hmm. I think a lot of people have desires like that, but it only becomes wrong when they actually, you know, fuck a kid. That is wrong.. there are ways to take out that agression without, you know, actually doing it.

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 02:50 PM

 

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Hmm. I think a lot of people have desires like that, but it only becomes wrong when they actually, you know, fuck a kid. That is wrong.. there are ways to take out that agression without, you know, actually doing it.

 

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 02:58 PM

 

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Rob Instigator 02.02.2010 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
There's nothing fucked about any kind of sex.

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sex, like most any human endeavor, is dependent on the whims of the person/persons doing it.
so while there may be nothing too weird for someone out there to get a hard on for, there are definitely things out there that many people consider "fucked."

Genteel Death 02.02.2010 03:41 PM

The gospel according to the bleeding obvious. Amen.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 02.02.2010 07:19 PM

What if the kid wants it?

floatingslowly 02.02.2010 07:40 PM

 

infinitemusic 02.02.2010 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Hmm. I think a lot of people have desires like that, but it only becomes wrong when they actually, you know, fuck a kid. That is wrong.. there are ways to take out that agression without, you know, actually doing it.


What? I don't think many people have desires to fuck children. Sorry.

artsygrrl 02.02.2010 08:27 PM

Whoa...if you think you'd like fucking children, yr definately on the wrong site.

Gorp: someone who farts in the bathtub then eats his fart bubbles.
Dutch Oven: You both are in bed. You blast a helatious fart then quickly pull the covers over your lover's head, thus trapping him/her in a fatal gas chamber.
Woody Woodpecker: you sit on your lover's face then pound yr dick on her forehead.
Tea Baggin': You sit on your lover's face and rest your sweaty balls on her closed eyes.

I also read an article about how new members are initiated into Hell's Angels.

atsonicpark 02.02.2010 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitemusic
What? I don't think many people have desires to fuck children. Sorry.


Well, sorry you don't "think" so, or perhaps it just makes you uncomfortable to think about that, but it's true. Sure, it's not something most people would admit to, obviously, but there's a LARGE number of on-the-surface "normal" people that want to fuck children, fuck family members, fuck animals, eat shit, fuck dead bodies, rape people... but they don't do it. My best friend's mom was a psychiatrist and you wouldn't believe some of the shit her patients told her. Successful, wealthy, "normal" people. And who are we to judge? I don't think people can really control what turns them on, but they can control HOW THEY control it. If that makes sense. Ultimately, the stance most sex therapists take is: Anything you fantasize about is okay, as long as you don't do most of it in real life. So, it's okay to jerk off to it, just don't do it! Which is still kind of icky to think about, but it's really not our business anyway.

artsygrrl 02.02.2010 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Well, sorry you don't "think" so, or perhaps it just makes you uncomfortable to think about that, but it's true. Sure, it's not something most people would admit to, obviously, but there's a LARGE number of on-the-surface "normal" people that want to fuck children, fuck family members, fuck animals, eat shit, fuck dead bodies, rape people... but they don't do it. My best friend's mom was a psychiatrist and you wouldn't believe some of the shit her patients told her. Successful, wealthy, "normal" people. And who are we to judge? I don't think people can really control what turns them on, but they can control HOW THEY control it. If that makes sense. Ultimately, the stance most sex therapists take is: Anything you fantasize about is okay, as long as you don't do most of it in real life. So, it's okay to jerk off to it, just don't do it! Which is still kind of icky to think about, but it's really not our business anyway.

I agree with everything you say, except for the last part. It's what we all know anyway, but if you even SUSPECT somebody's getting weird with a kid, it IS our business. ...I knew you knew that...

DeadDiscoDildo 02.03.2010 01:57 AM

The only points you are making is that there are alot of fucked, broken people in the world. It is what it is.

pbradley 02.03.2010 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaka Moloch
 

Oh wow, now there is an icon that got my pubescent gonads all bothered.

Gen X twats may laugh at how campy the show was but, for an impressionable 15 year old, that shit was a godsend.

knox 02.03.2010 05:48 AM

atsonicpark:

first of all, with all due respect, as a serious psychiatrist this woman shouldn't be revealing details to non-colleagues.

some people have obsessive compulsive disorder that causes them to have intrusive upsetting thoughts of sexual nature, but they don't get turned on by them. these thoughts are disturbing to them, so they are the ones that most commonly search for professional help.

in many other cases, people have all sorts of sexual fantasies that may or may not be carried on, between adults, in role play terms where nobody gets hurt.

as for peadophiles and rapists, they tend of be sociopathic individuals that are uncapable to control these urges for long. What turns them on is the idea of having power and/or hurting another. they are normally "respectable normal" people with children and family. i don't think it's possible for sociopaths with that kind of tendency to control themselves, and they don't normally look for help either.

Toilet & Bowels 02.03.2010 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Well, sorry you don't "think" so, or perhaps it just makes you uncomfortable to think about that, but it's true. Sure, it's not something most people would admit to, obviously, but there's a LARGE number of on-the-surface "normal" people that want to fuck children, fuck family members, fuck animals, eat shit, fuck dead bodies, rape people... but they don't do it. My best friend's mom was a psychiatrist and you wouldn't believe some of the shit her patients told her. Successful, wealthy, "normal" people. And who are we to judge? I don't think people can really control what turns them on, but they can control HOW THEY control it. If that makes sense. Ultimately, the stance most sex therapists take is: Anything you fantasize about is okay, as long as you don't do most of it in real life. So, it's okay to jerk off to it, just don't do it! Which is still kind of icky to think about, but it's really not our business anyway.


on the other hand those are the sexual fantasies of people who need a psychiatrist

floatingslowly 02.03.2010 02:44 PM

for a moment, I had hopes that this thread would turn into Xena vs Gabrielle porn.

instead, it's still about fucking kids. I am so disappointed. :(

knox 02.03.2010 02:51 PM

of all tv dykes you have to pick the lamest?

Rob Instigator 02.03.2010 02:57 PM

lamest tv dyke.

xena was such bullshit.

akprodr 02.03.2010 05:44 PM

I saw Avatar again today.

I wanna do it with a Navi.

Rob Instigator 02.03.2010 06:03 PM

I have yet to see it. movies at the theatre piss me off sometimes, due to rude people, little kids in r rated flicks, dirty seats, bad projections, etc. last ovie I saw at theatre was inglorious basterds.

would you recommend avatar on Imax or regular? 3-D?

floatingslowly 02.03.2010 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
of all tv dykes you have to pick the lamest?

it's amazing what a lack of cable service makes watchable!

also, Gabrielle was hot and Xena starred in Battlestar Galactica (which makes her hot by default).

floatingslowly 02.03.2010 06:26 PM

I want to frak freaky with the entire female cast of Battlestar Galactica...at once.

akprodr 02.03.2010 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
would you recommend avatar on Imax or regular? 3-D?


Saw it in 'plain' 3d first and Imax today. The IMAX really didn't add anything. If the theaters around you really are sucky, you may want to opt for non-3d. I had no problem whatsoever but other people complained about poor 3D likely due to inattentive projectionists.

artsygrrl 02.03.2010 08:54 PM

I wouldn't mind getting it on with all the horn dogs on this board. I'm suprised syg sex hasn't been brought up yet.
haha, just jokin. Sort of.

akprodr 02.03.2010 09:07 PM

At the same time or individually?

Lurker 02.03.2010 09:09 PM

shhhhh! Dave's coming!

artsygrrl 02.03.2010 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr
At the same time or individually?

Oh, most definately all at the same time!:D

floatingslowly 02.03.2010 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker
shhhhh! Dave's coming!


Dave's not the only one. :o

ann ashtray 02.03.2010 09:53 PM

Being raped by a bowling pin.

phoenix 02.03.2010 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by akprodr
I had no problem whatsoever but other people complained about poor 3D likely due to inattentive projectionists.


not all projectionists are inattentive.. They are definately a different breed and usually fairly smart. There is usually one(sometimes two but rarely) person up there running hte 20+ cinemas at once. Despite the masses of 3D films already coming out, digital projectors are still usually hinky, play up often, and very expensive. From what I've seen even bigger budget cinemas cut a lot more corners than you'd expect with 20k dollar a week cinema reels/ and 2037yr79 TB digital film footage. Gawd I wish I'd taken the porojectionist training. Fun times. Hilarious working conditions, being made to fix shit on $0 budget, nerd fun etc. I'm pretty sure cute projectionist girl is the reason I stayed so long at the cinema anwyay.


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