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Keeping It Simple 01.26.2010 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by knox
have you guys noticed when KIS posts, "UK" appears, on average, once every five words?

would this suggest it's time for a holiday abroad?


Why go out for hamburger when I have steak at home? :cool:

knox 01.26.2010 09:03 AM

I guess that's your way of saying you've never been abroad?

tesla69 01.26.2010 09:06 AM

an appropriate location

"Asked how she wanted to lose her virginity, the teen agreed the best idea would be to book a room at the Canal Court Hotel..."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...r-1878268.html

Keeping It Simple 01.26.2010 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by knox
I guess that's your way of saying you've never been abroad?


If you bothered to read my others posts, in other threads, you'd know I've been abroad.

Keeping It Simple 01.26.2010 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by tesla69
an appropriate location

"Asked how she wanted to lose her virginity, the teen agreed the best idea would be to book a room at the Canal Court Hotel..."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...r-1878268.html


She's middle class. That's all that needs to be said on the matter.

knox 01.26.2010 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
If you bothered to read my others posts, in other threads, you'd know I've been abroad.


well i usually don't bother.
i didn't even read that one, i just saw uk uk uk uk all over the place.

demonrail666 01.26.2010 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
Tennis in the UK is a steaming heap of shit because of it's class prejudice. We get the occasional half-decent player, like Andy Murray, but on the whole, the UK is a laughing stock. If you want to join a tennis club in the UK, you have to be at least middle class. It's that odious snobby attitude that's been stultifying the UK's chances of winning any major tennis tournaments for decades.

The painful irony of it is the last great British tennis player was Fred Perry, a working class lad from Stockport. He's one of only six men in history to have won all four Grand Slam events. He was the World No.1 player for five years. Some consider him to have been one of the greatest male players to have ever played the game. It pains me to think that if Fred Perry was alive today, his working class roots would've prevented him from being admitted to a tennis club. That's why I hate tennis in the UK SO much.


It's true that tennis in the uk is an overwhelmingly middle class sport. However I don't believe that a working class player would be prevented from joining any decent tennis club here just because of their class. Britain's working classes don't play tennis largely because they've managed to convince themselves that it isn't for them.

knox 01.26.2010 09:37 AM

it's the same everywhere.

it could be that coaching, the clubs and all that crap cost a lot.

it could be that its a boring sport.

i dont know.

other sports are easier to play without the appropriate location and equipment etc.

demonrail666 01.26.2010 09:44 AM

It probably does cost a lot but I do think its a cultural issue more than a financial one. Besides, working class people will spend outrageous amounts of money on all manner of bollocks. It's just that when it comes to a sport like tennis they've managed to convince themselves that it simply isn't for them - rather like going to the theatre, or eating asparagus.

knox 01.26.2010 09:52 AM

well, do you really wanna play tennis, go to the theatre and eat aspargus?

i might take the aspargus once in a while, but thats it.

demonrail666 01.26.2010 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by knox
well, do you really wanna play tennis, go to the theatre and eat aspargus?


no, because I'm working class. I'd rather save my money and get a new plasma screen tv and a state of the art mobile.

SONIC GAIL 01.26.2010 11:38 AM

I like tennis. I suck at it, but it is awesome cardio. We have tennis courts in nearly every public park or apartment complexes. So you really don't have to join up with a club or anything. You just need someone on the otherside of the net. Asparagus however is nasty.

tesla69 01.26.2010 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
i might take the aspargus once in a while, but thats it.


makes yr pee smell different - just a few spears!

Rob Instigator 01.26.2010 12:14 PM

eat as much asparagus as you can

then hold your pee until you really really really got to go. 2 hours after eating the ASSparagus is best\

Then go take a piss, and marvel at the INSANE putresecence of youyr urine stream and the ridiculous aroma of rotten asparagus.

floatingslowly 01.26.2010 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
wow is far less ridiculous than tennis.

for you, perhaps. yr not left trying to figure out if that hot pally is really a guy or not (note: she is).

with tennis, it's sometimes easier to tell. sometimes. hello, Penis Williams, I'm looking at you.

Glice 01.26.2010 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
It's true that tennis in the uk is an overwhelmingly middle class sport.


It isn't, at all. I used to play at county level (girls and booze put paid to that) and it's only true that tennis is a middle-class sport in middle-class areas. I'm not from a middle-class area so joining a tennis club wasn't a problem, or exorbitantly expensive. The better clubs are more expensive, but there's always been grants and so on available to those from poorer backgrounds.

Having said that, you're in London, where tennis clubs are largely the domain of the middle-class (and often the toffier side of that). But that's far from the case across the country.

What is true is that there's a perception that tennis is middle-class, but that's like the perception of classical music, which is overwhelmingly cheaper than the more 'prole-friendly' rock concert.

I think the reason we're shit at tennis is because there isn't really the room in the curriculum to support it as one of our national sports. The US funds plenty of academies to pick up and support people from poorer backgrounds. The finances of this don't really concern me, but it does mean that as a sporting culture they do better than us in a great many sports. I used to know some semi-professional gymnasts, and they've all kicked it on the head because it's just impossible to finance in this country. There's a total of about £3.50 to support gymnasts in this country, and it's just not tenable for the majority of people. This is pretty much true of tennis as well, but there's a world of (financial) difference between the average person joining a tennis club and the average person getting support to become professional.

Glice 01.26.2010 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by knox
well, do you really wanna play tennis, go to the theatre and eat aspargus?

i might take the aspargus once in a while, but thats it.


Interestingly, of the three, I'd say that the person eating asparagus was the middle-class one.

gualbert 01.26.2010 01:14 PM

Asparagus ain't good.
I pity those who have to eat them due to their social status.

knox 01.26.2010 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tesla69
makes yr pee smell different - just a few spears!


it happens with rice crispies too, doesn't bother me.

knox 01.26.2010 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
Interestingly, of the three, I'd say that the person eating asparagus was the middle-class one.


there's nothing wrong with eating aspargus to pretend you're rich once in a while.

ploesj 01.26.2010 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
but everyone is attracted to fine-ass brunnettes with arts-skillz and a whimsical "fuck yr bullshit" attitude right??? :)


i don't know, i'm not very much into girls..

i can say i'm average and, most important, in proportion. i knew a tiny girl with giant tits and believe me, it was not a pretty sight.

_slavo_ 01.26.2010 04:17 PM

you can't tell Rob things like that, ploesj, don't you know that?

ploesj 01.26.2010 04:22 PM

shush, he's far away.

knox 01.26.2010 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj
i don't know, i'm not very much into girls..

i can say i'm average and, most important, in proportion. i knew a tiny girl with giant tits and believe me, it was not a pretty sight.


thats me.

ploesj 01.26.2010 05:23 PM

she was also shaped like a triangle, with broad shoulders and small hips. i guess that made her seem more out of proportion.

phoenix 01.27.2010 06:40 AM

i don't dislike tennis because of class related issues.. I find it contains the same amount of silly, whoever plays it. Sports are not so much my thing.

Well, competitive sports. I kind of enjoy fitness that requires skill and or mastery of the body. Say, circus type things, skate and snow board, yoga, whatever.. That is more interesting to me than anything competitive team related.

Keeping It Simple 01.27.2010 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
i don't dislike tennis because of class related issues.. I find it contains the same amount of silly, whoever plays it. Sports are not so much my thing.

Well, competitive sports. I kind of enjoy fitness that requires skill and or mastery of the body. Say, circus type things, skate and snow board, yoga, whatever.. That is more interesting to me than anything competitive team related.


How did you celebrate Australia Day?

EVOLghost 01.27.2010 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
I kind of enjoy fitness that requires skill and or mastery of the body.



go to an archer's club.

!@#$%! 01.27.2010 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
wow is far less ridiculous than tennis.


ha ha, hm.... not really.

why not own the ridicule instead, and wear the badge proudly? just like those silly headbands that tennis players wear, accept the ridicule that comes with sitting at a computer playing fantasy games. accept it, own it, flaunt it.

i was in a tennis summer class when i was 12 or so, didn't like it much, but saw the potential for entertainment. growing up, i regretted not having pursued this more---female tennis players tend to have wonderful thighs and their little skirts are a delight to watch.

but i digress-- i forget what i was going to post.

oh yeah. people who do some sort of physical activities (eg tennis players)

 


tend to be a better lay than this:

 


then again, the conversational skills may be lacking...

HaydenAsche 01.27.2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix
I don't doubt #1 will happen again shortly(I put off taking painkillers for so long with the recent health probs, but eventually gave in after sleepless nights.. and.. yes.. I know what I am like.) but, I've never really had much love for carpet. :P


Kava, girl. Painkillers scare me. Even random people I don't know in real life taking them.

floatingslowly 01.27.2010 12:48 PM

that south park guy is totally me.

I even lean back casually while I kill other players.

I own that shit. fuck the sword of 1000 truths.

also: #%#<*}^ has never played wow and has no idea what the hell he's talking about. like most others, blind videogame prejudice has led him to believe that only squids play.

!@#$%! 01.27.2010 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
blind videogame prejudice has led him to believe that only squids play.


no, no-- i know for example this cutie is a famous player

 


i do however know i'd break her in bed due to her fragile physique.

plus, i enjoy baiting people on the interwebs-- sure, taking potshots at WoW players is tantamount of intellectual laziness, but damn, i can't spend forever cooking up more elaborate schemes here. i'd be charles webster baer of... somewhere.

chicka 01.27.2010 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj
i don't know, i'm not very much into girls..

i can say i'm average and, most important, in proportion. i knew a tiny girl with giant tits and believe me, it was not a pretty sight.


pretty modest there. I'd give you better than average on personality alone. Toss in the looks and we have comfortably above average

htuoycinos 01.27.2010 01:18 PM

The crafts store. You may think that girls into crafts...well..are home bodies, but this is not the case. Some nice looking ladies I've seen shopping there . Some have even smiled and said hello. Get interested in arts and crafts !

floatingslowly 01.27.2010 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
no, no-- i know for example this cutie is a famous player

 


i do however know i'd break her in bed due to her fragile physique.

plus, i enjoy baiting people on the interwebs-- sure, taking potshots at WoW players is tantamount of intellectual laziness, but damn, i can't spend forever cooking up more elaborate schemes here. i'd be charles webster baer of... somewhere.

I have no idea who that girl is but she isn't nearly as hot as my female wow accquaintances! I do however know that I would break her wow character due to the fact that few players are as good as I am.

plus, I enjoy baiting you by saying that you have no idea what the hell yr talking about.

I know that yr right and that normal people would have much better luck meeting a quality person on the tennis court. I'm just not so much into normal people.

:p

floatingslowly 01.27.2010 01:30 PM

craft stores smell like periods.

Keeping It Simple 01.27.2010 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ha ha, hm.... not really.

why not own the ridicule instead, and wear the badge proudly? just like those silly headbands that tennis players wear, accept the ridicule that comes with sitting at a computer playing fantasy games. accept it, own it, flaunt it.

i was in a tennis summer class when i was 12 or so, didn't like it much, but saw the potential for entertainment. growing up, i regretted not having pursued this more---female tennis players tend to have wonderful thighs and their little skirts are a delight to watch.

but i digress-- i forget what i was going to post.

oh yeah. people who do some sort of physical activities (eg tennis players)

 


tend to be a better lay than this:

 


then again, the conversational skills may be lacking...


A better lay than this? You must be gay.

 

_slavo_ 01.27.2010 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh yeah. people who do some sort of physical activities (eg tennis players)


 



Erm, I was actually looking for a regular pic of Daniela Hantuchova but this one just instantly got my attention:

 

phoenix 01.27.2010 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple
How did you celebrate Australia Day?


I didnt?


worked and played videogames... read a book...

phoenix 01.27.2010 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i was in a tennis summer class when i was 12 or so, didn't like it much, but saw the potential for entertainment.

then again, the conversational skills may be lacking..



tennis is not complex enough to really hold my interest, and probably the interest of the type of people I would find date worthy.

That doesn't mean I want to date EVERYONE who plays videogames. The percentage of plebs playing each is probably just as high. I dont know...


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