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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

um, no. I left him some less than three hearts on his usernotes, but I leave stupid shit like that on everyone's usernotes. I never said anything like that, I'm not even that kind of person to call ANYONE some stupid nickname like that, in fact I hate that shit. he called me some shit like cotton candy and whatever the fuck he said, but I thought he was just joking around (stupid me). after that it started getting out of hand. calling me, literally sobbing, because you "miss me"... right. I was his friend when he was freaking out (dumb idea, I had no idea he'd done it 234534354 times before), but once he started being weird, telling me to drop everything and go live with him... I was through.

who woulda thunk that internet peoples got emotional problems eh?

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Originally Posted by ni'k

i don't go for the whole "if you hate someone, destroy them or die trying" idea.

i thought you wanned to be an al-qaeda operative. o well.

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Originally Posted by ni'k

i dont know if yr addressing me or what,

fuck no. i didnt even think about you. but whatevs. jus please no paranoias. i really wasnt-- it was a general thing

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Originally Posted by ni'k

i did tell him to fuck off numerous times, in the end i just put him on ignore because i couldnt be fucked wasting the energy in an endless slagging match with him. there is a longass thread somewhere which devolved into me and him exchanging and endless circular politics argument. whats the point in going thru the motions of trying to score points by being an asshole to some other asshole ad infinitum?

i think people are talking shit now because we all know that this is just an attention grabbing stunt and he's reading everything. fuck it. may he never return.

time for an end to the whole swaygate thing.

good call. his pigheadedness was a part of his hilarity. he was a stubborn little fucker who wasn't afraid of going down in flames ha haha. often times, there was a method to his madness; other times, it was a load of shit but he was hard to knock down. admit it, ha ha ha. the fucker wouldnt quit, and in itself that was amusing--- i gotta give him props for that.

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

um, no. I left him some less than three hearts on his usernotes, but I leave stupid shit like that on everyone's usernotes.

oh, crayolas, no you dont, i havent got any ha ha haa. fesssssssssss. ok i wont push, but really. HEARTS???

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

I never said anything like that, I'm not even that kind of person to call ANYONE some stupid nickname like that, in fact I hate that shit.

that was from pulp fiction!! again, before you were of age. but anyway. us geezer mummies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwusCDRiDwE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd4VSkj0Wks

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

he called me some shit like cotton candy and whatever the fuck he said, but I thought he was just joking around (stupid me).

that sounds familiar. i thot joo wer in on it. o well. see? kotton kandy + harts. interwebs = easy mixups (or ez denyals)

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

after that it started getting out of hand. calling me, literally sobbing, because you "miss me"... right. I was his friend when he was freaking out (dumb idea, I had no idea he'd done it 234534354 times before), but once he started being weird, telling me to drop everything and go live with him... I was through.

oh i seee. you should have axed him to prove his remote luv wiith COLD HARD CASH. just sayin.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

oh, crayolas, no you dont, i havent got any ha ha haa. fesssssssssss. ok i wont push, but really. HEARTS???

that sounds familiar. i thot joo wer in on it. o well. see? kotton kandy + harts. interwebs = easy mixups (or ez denyals)

I coulda swore I left you some usernotes. damnit. well, expect some after this post.

look, I'm not the mushy type. if all those hundreds of threads he made were still there, you could see it yourself. I tried to play nice because he was being nice (at the time) so, whatever.

those that didn't have sway on ignore simply left.

I got more "sway is creepy and i'm leaving" pms than I did "what is toilet & bowels problem with me?"

"creepy" being the common descriptor of the pms about sway.

creepy doesn't begin to cut it.

"floslo, yr such a smart boy" why the fuck did he call everyone a boy?!

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I got more "sway is creepy and i'm leaving" pms than I did "what is toilet & bowels problem with me?"

Anyone who sent you the T&B PMs is a fucktard; anyone who didn't think swa(y) was a fucktard is a fucktard.

This is what happens when you're too tolerant of people: they indulge their fucktardery, like fucktards.

I think that people on this board are way too tolerant of some posters bullshite. To be fair, when sway was posting here, everybody was encouraging him to continue behaving like a 15 year old ass.

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Originally Posted by Glice

Anyone who sent you the T&B PMs is a fucktard;

I could give you a list of names and let you judge again but I won't.

although I love the word fucktarded (and try to use it as often as possible), it doesn't apply in this case.

it's true that people take rep too seriously, but when you get neg rep from someone you thought you liked, it can be confusing.

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

creepy doesn't begin to cut it.

"floslo, yr such a smart boy" why the fuck did he call everyone a boy?!

because he had issues with his age, his sexuality, his daddy and growing up to BE his daddy.

Dr. Freud to the ER, please. code blue.

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

estás viendo cosas que yo no veo.

se estaban burlando de él por puro aburrimiento, nadie pensó que chabib lo borraría de verdad.
quizá mejor que lo haya hecho, el tipo tiene problemas mentales.

además, tienes que admitir que últimamente se había tornado en un coño detestable, es normal que le escupen.

quería drama y jodeuse. es algún niño para que tenga pena de él? a la puta madre.

ja ja ja-- es verdad en parte, supongo. pero yo no le prestaba tanta atención como para que me molestara. por eso me da risa que tantos lo odien.

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

ha ha, your user note for me is a good one. it was hard to spot it under all those quivering asses greedrex posted, but i found it.

i'd like to see those hundreds of threads he had-- whereas most people here seem to have been repelled by them, they amused me.

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Originally Posted by Glice

ah, manichaeism & stern nuns. no thanks.

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

I think that people on this board are way too tolerant of some posters bullshite. To be fair, when sway was posting here, everybody was encouraging him to continue behaving like a 15 year old ass.

that was a battle that we lost a long time ago-- the desire to keep "standards" here. we tried. we even wanted mods. we lost. some of us embraced the chaos (if you can't beat them, join them), and some people left disappointed. it's a free interweb. funny enough, i think it was FloSoCo (R) that made me see the possibility of enjoying this fucked up circus where everyone is a carnie. so i've changed my mind over the years-- no board cops is a good thing-- who watches the watchers?

anyway, we're not battling for the future of western civilization here. that battle is lost and we're all fucked. the outcome of this skirmish is therefore irrelevant. rabelais beat queen victoria. enjoy the carnival.

swa(y) really touched a lot of hearts...

but he wanted to fingerfuck yr butthole instead.

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

swa(y) really touched a lot of hearts...

but he wanted to fingerfuck yr butthole instead.

you can't do that on the interwebs though.

but thats why i never post my picture anyway

some people could face rape me.

did he want phone buggery? or was he just after desperate ladies ?

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ah, manichaeism & stern nuns. no thanks.

that was a battle that we lost a long time ago-- the desire to keep "standards" here. we tried. we even wanted mods. we lost. some of us embraced the chaos (if you can't beat them, join them), and some people left disappointed. it's a free interweb. funny enough, i think it was FloSoCo (R) that made me see the possibility of enjoying this fucked up circus where everyone is a carnie. so i've changed my mind over the years-- no board cops is a good thing-- who watches the watchers?

anyway, we're not battling for the future of western civilization here. that battle is lost and we're all fucked. the outcome of this skirmish is therefore irrelevant. rabelais beat queen victoria. enjoy the carnival.

I'm not talking about the lack of board mods.

I'm talking about the posters who would cheer him on when he acted like an ass.

I've seen yr picture, batman.

seen it and raped gooood.

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

I'm not talking about the lack of board mods.

I'm talking about the posters who would cheer him on when he acted like an ass.

there was no way to have him act otherwise. so, by sheer repetition, it becomes funny. like a pet that misbehaves. i laughed and cheered and tried to stay clear of flying turds.

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I've seen yr picture, batman.

seen it and raped gooood.

my karma for giving yours a dirty sanchez. all is balanced i guess.

now I'm sad. who will take up the creepy torch that's been dropped?

I don't have the willpower to take it far enough. I nominate Geedex.

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

I think that people on this board are way too tolerant of some posters bullshite.

Hey, leave me out of this.

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

now I'm sad. who will take up the creepy torch that's been dropped?

Hey, why'd you leave me out of this?

I fail to see how anything you say could be construed as creepy?!?!

:)

he was from warner-robbins air force base in georgia...

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

bullshite

please stop putting an e at the end of the word SHIT

Long live the dead.

And symbol man, I touched your halloween face and caressed it with love.

what happened exactly?

Crypto here read this.

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

from my browser cache:

hey habib...

#1 swa(y)
you suck. how about deleting my account as it doesnt seem possible for me to do so myself?

#2 Massenvernichtungswaffen
Done are you?

#3 Genteel Death
Chop yr hands off, so you won't post anymore ~ Genteel Death ~

#4 _slavo_
something like that, yes.

#5 pokkeherrie
couldn't (y)ou just have bumped one of (y)our last few goodb(y)e threads instead?

#6 terriblecanyons

#7 terriblecanyons
Quote: Originally Posted by Genteel Death Chop yr hands off, so you won't post anymore ~ Genteel Death ~
we will never be so lucky.

#8 nicfit
why the fuck did you edit your posts terriblecanvas?

#9 nicfit
ah noh, you posted somewhere else what I thought you posted here. my bad.

#10 terriblecanyons
edit wut posts

#11 terriblecanyons
sirry birry.

#12 floatingslowly
remove yr email from yr account. change yr password to a long series of random alphanumerics. reap the reward.

#13 terriblecanyons
he'd just make a new account anyway. I think the cutting off of the hands is the best option to take.

#14 nicfit
did I dream or there has been some kind of satan-crayon-swa(y) posse thing going on sometime in the past, btw?

#15 floatingslowly
ccccrazzzy on you. let me go crazy crazy on you ooooh

#16 nicfit
time to take off your pajamas, shirley.

#17 Rob Instigator
no FUCKING HEART

#18 terriblecanyons
Quote: Originally Posted by nicfit did I dream or there has been some kind of satan-crayon-swa(y) posse thing going on sometime in the past, btw?
yeah, before he started calling me around 10 times a day, leaving me the same voicemail over and over again, and eventually suggested I live with him.

#19 _slavo_
Quote: Originally Posted by terriblecanyons yeah, before he started calling me around 10 times a day, leaving me the same voicemail over and over again, and eventually suggested I live with him.
oh for fucking real?

#20 terriblecanyons
I'm serious. I stopped talking to him cause he was freaking me out, and I guess that made him emo.

#21 _slavo_
That's kind of disturbing.

#22 Genteel Death
WTF?

#23 terriblecanyons
you tell me... hopefully he doesn't forget the dirt I have on him, if he decides to fuck with me again. trust me, it's enough to have all of you simultaneously puking and laughing.

#24 Genteel Death
That's the creepiest thing ever.

#25 terriblecanyons
yeah, I know.

#26 _slavo_
you guys are taking this internet thing too far.

#27 terriblecanyons
wuts the internet

#28 _slavo_
sway's real estate agency, basically.

#29 terriblecanyons

#30 Genteel Death
Totally agree slavo. Do you two live in the same town?

#31 terriblecanyons
fuck no, if I lived in georgia I'd kill myself

#32 Genteel Death
Ah ok. Well, that is creepy anyway. Did you ban his calls and reported him to the authorities, or just called Iggy Pop on the phone?

#33 terriblecanyons
he didn't call me after one of my friends wrote him a myspace message telling him to fuck off.

#34 _slavo_
but still ...

#35 terriblecanyons
he doesn't have my address, it's fine.

#36 _slavo_
that can be easily qualified as harrassment, as far as I know. you live in the US, everything's possible over there.

#37 terriblecanyons
if he persists I'll do something about it, but as of right now I'm not gonna do anything. I'm not gonna blow something like that outta proportion until something serious happens.

#38 _slavo_
well, some shit has been stirred. we haven't had anything like that on here since paedo affair by that old fart from Colorado and prank calls on Habib.

#39 terriblecanyons
I didn't wanna mention it but after he said that shit about me in the cock'n'balls thread about him I'm fucking done. he's a creep.

#40 Genteel Death
Shocking. It is harassement. You kids be careful with giving out personal information to strangers on the internet, even more so if you are a girl. I know I sound like your dad, but still.

#41 _slavo_
yeah

#42 terriblecanyons
I gave him my number back when he was freaking out over that krissy chick, and I'll admit I didn't really know him that well, but I didn't expect him to be ..weird about it. oh well, what's done is done, hopefully it'll stop here

#43 _slavo_
well, good luck

#44 Genteel Death
Some of the comments directed at girls on the post your picture thread I often find creepy, to be honest. Not in a good way.

#45 verme (prevaricator)
Quote: Originally Posted by terriblecanyons I gave him my number back when he was freaking out over that krissy chick, and I'll admit I didn't really know him that well, but I didn't expect him to be ..weird about it. oh well, what's done is done, hopefully it'll stop here
tell... tell...

#46 terriblecanyons
I'm not gonna go into details about things he said to me/told me, etc unless shit starts getting srs. lolol. but no really, let's just say that dave was right. and I'm gonna stop there.

#47 floatingslowly
Quote: Originally Posted by Genteel Death Shocking.
not so much. have you been reading a different sw(*)y's posts?

#48 floatingslowly
tc you should have known better. next time, ask!

#49 terriblecanyons
I know, I know. I'm sorry.

#50 Genteel Death
I find it often impossible to read a whole sway post at his most verbose, unless I am bored at work (like today), and I need entertainment of some kind.

#51 Genteel Death
Quote: Originally Posted by terriblecanyons I know, I know. I'm sorry.
What did Dave say?

#52 terriblecanyons
Quote: Originally Posted by davenotdead . sway has no balls though, and is a pretty serious closet gay, so he's pretty sensitive about these subjects obviously. but everyone knows that already, so.

#53 Genteel Death
Ah ok. Wel well, we all know where that leads to, don't we?

#54 terriblecanyons
maybe. and by maybe I mean I have no idea.

#55 floatingslowly
all roads lead to The Anus.

#56 terriblecanyons
oh, the fart chimney, of course. I should've known.

#57 Genteel Death
Sway's post have now a homoheretic feel to them. No prodigal son treatment for him when he comes back to the mother land.

#58 terriblecanyons
everything he posts just feels like I've read it before. and before that. and before that. etc.

#59 floatingslowly
let's all wave at once. that way, when he lurks back into this thread, he'll see that we miss him. besides, waving is less complicated than rubbing tummystix.

#60 terriblecanyons

#61 Trasher02
Best thread I've read in months... wow.

he said steve shelley is not the real chocolate king.

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Originally Posted by nicfit

he said steve shelley is not the real chocolate king.

'Cause he isn't.

homer was king for a day, that doesn't count!!

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I fail to see how anything you say could be construed as creepy?!?!

:)

Exactly. In order to be creepy, when you say things, they have to come off as if you really believe them.

This is only a comment on AG. I'm not getting in the rest of it.

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

did he want phone buggery? or was he just after desperate ladies ?

the former. he's the desperate one.

ew. did he ask you to talk in an iggy voice and force him to eat dog food?

Now I Wanna Be Your Dawwwgh

wow. im gone for a few weeks and shit goes down. im sorry i missed it all.

finally, no more cryptic whining and stooges threads every 5 minutes.

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

Meh, Idk. I think that he has been asking for it for quite some time. I mean, he has harassed multiple posters (I know that both myself and TC have had to deal, from the looks of it there are others)...and I'm not just talking abou writing rude posts/handing out neg reps...Swa later said that he was sorry and started treating me kindl once I became "in" with the board or something, but he didn't change his behavior.

Yeah, but he's no worse than a lot of the douches on here and at least he was at least slightly interesting some of the time, which is more than I can say for most of the posters here.

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

wtf, do you not read anything?
I gave him my number when he was freaking out about his girlfriend at the time, and then he was all OMFG ILU, and then he started calling 10 times a day, and being creepy, and giving way too much info, so I stopped talking to him. then he got all emo and started emailing me, texting, blah blah all the time asking why I stopped talking to him. one of my friends told him to stop and he did.

we were never in a relationship (wtf, internet relationships?) and I really don't appreciate you writing shit like that without any regard.

You gave your PHONE NUMBER to a weirdo on the internet. You're the most fucked up person on here:(

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I think that people on this board are way too tolerant of some posters bullshite. To be fair, when sway was posting here, everybody was encouraging him to continue behaving like a 15 year old ass.

hmm good point

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finally, no more cryptic whining and stooges threads every 5 minutes.

The stooges threads were the only good thing about this forum

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

well said crayons. Even if she gave him his number, that doesn't entitle him to ring and text her continuously, no matter what. That's like saying that someone deserved being raped because they accepted a drink from someone.

Well, of course, but you should know better. It's not like anyone is surprised that something like that happened, and I wouldn't be shocked if it happened with anyone on here, not just Sway.

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Originally Posted by infinitemusic

You gave your PHONE NUMBER to a weirdo on the internet. You're the most fucked up person on here:(

The stooges threads were the only good thing about this forum

You obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about. if I'm the most fucked up person you can find on here then obviously you haven't done much lurking.

also, if you think that thread of all things was the only good thing about a SONIC YOUTH forum, then kindly GTFO