thats what i said a few pages ago.

i googled stomach ulcer and it looks like pudding.

ok explain teratomas.
so normal tumors do not grow teeth or hair only teratomas?
that ruins the fun for me.

teratomas are formed from undifferentiated stem cells and can pretty much turn into anything!

I like the teeth the best.

I wonder if I can find some for sale...

thats the most amazing thing ive heard, cells that can turn into pretty much anything!

do you think? if there are, i imagine they'd be pretty expensive.

a tumor can be any kind of growth.

nodules are below 1cm and masses are anything above it.

tumors do not necessarily mean it's cancer either.

fungus can make big tumor balls too!

yay fungal tumors!!

yes. so whats the difference between a cyst and a tumor?

and

omg

a cyst is a tumor.

it's a watery sack-like tumor.

lots of things can make cysts. infected hair follicles, hyperactive glands and even parasites!

yay cyst-causing parasites!

so ive been wondering. when you remove one of those hard cysts, what would happen if you boiled it, for example? would it melt? it it generally made of keratin?

once again, can you buy them on ebay to find out?

I'm not sure about eBay (yet). the mobile version that it directs my phone to, sucks.

I'm not sure about boiling tumors either. however, I am interested in yr results should you ever try.

I've known of some vegetarians who have cooled up placenta. I suppose that vegetarians would be the wrong ones to ask if it tastes like chicken.

found nothing on ebay.

wheres the placenta from?

completely right. My Dad has a warehouse and the rat problem is no longer a problem but I swaer there were devil rats. These mo fugs would get ANYWHERE! and tear shit up.

I bought some more Heineken today. Where I buy it from a 12-pack costs £9. Is that good?

yes, less than 1 each.

have you ever had skol? because its even cheaper and i dont have a problem with it either.

this is a nice thread.

i tried searching for baby human flesh on ebay many months ago.

we should start cornering this market

hi dave

hi lily

hi greedrex

hi knox [ i know i greeted you in the other thread, but hi again]

It does work out as 75p per can, which is pretty good. :)

I haven't tried Skol.

hi simple.

oh... hi linds, you don't look so hot. rough night?


-yep

Had a feeling I'd regret including the word "simple" in my username. Oh well.

how can she do that with her eyes?

gawd, this thread

This 20 y/o female complained of pelvic pain. A portion of her KUB shown above demonstrates four well formed teeth on the right side of the pelvis compatible with a well differentiated ovarian teratoma (dermoid). She was referred to a Gynecologist for extraction :-). This confirmed the diagnosis of a mature well differentiated cystic teratoma of the ovary. It contained four well formed teeth and a portion of mandible.
Usually, dermoid cysts contain representative tissues of the three embryonic germ cell layers: ectoderm, mesoderm and endoderm. Sebaceous material, hairs, cartilages, teeth, even thyroid tissue are frequently observed. A well-formed jaw and tongue has been reported.2 Teratomas of other organs have also been reported to contain teeth.13

How many beers do you average a day? I average 2. On occasion I average 3! Does that make me an alcoholic?

3? when i was an alcoholic i had more, obviously.

I'm sure you can drink me under the table. I'm a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. :)

if i was 19 id say proudly yes.
but im not.
so its sad.

heeeee

I bet you're the type of girl who can drink a brewery dry and still be sober. :D

you could probably get wasted off my blood

I'm sure I could, but I'm no vampire. :D

no, not be sober.
but pretend to be sober.
while people think i have brain damage.

im gonna get bored here again and i dont wanna start another stupid thread.

i tried my best. whats more outrageous than a tongue in a tumor?
this reminds me of naked lunch. do you remember the guy whose anus started speaking and took over him?

its like how i try to wear bright colours to hide the fact that i'm a goth at heart.

(insert singing asshole scene from Pink Flamingos here)

oh yeah.

i show that one to everyone that comes to my apartment.

but i like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og_85...eature=related

I've never understood why the Dogshit eating scene is always on Youtube and I can't even find a picture of the singing asshole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbNUoBSovMw

because you'd have to sign up 18+ for the singing asshole
i think legally it's considered porn

Hell, I'd screen cap it it and upload it to photofuckit if I didn't think my account would be banned.