ya my imagination was a lot funnier than that. now that i think about it... my imagination is usually funnier than 80% of the fucking dead flesh letter posing goat horned ass habringyrlames that wind up here like silt on some downstream piss stream.

HAHAHAHA why didn't i think of that

FUCKING RAT POISON IS IN THE CUPBOARD

i think real dolls are creepy as fuck.

FUCKING SORRY!

why would you apologize? you're an adult? men and women have ONE excuse for ever having any kind of doll or action figure post 18 (AND I'm being VERY liberal with adolescents here) MINT CONDITION UNOPENED MOTHER FUCKERS. So you're 22 eh? Ya like Ninja Turtles eh? Ya got an April O'Neil? DON'T SHOW ME SOME DINGED UP SHIT WITH ALL HER YELLOW PAINT 'tinged' off around her breasts. Because clearly you were smashing your Master Splinter rat fists against her third state breasts last fucking month.

I think they are a painfully telling statement about modern sexuality.

I would like to see someone replicate centerfold photos of real living models using real dolls.

Oh ho ho. Definitely. A superb observation from the Californian scholar. fuck

what's up boss?

he's from fucking Stanford!

..so? s'good school boss...

SO WAS NOTRE DA.. [subject turns green and shakes violently... spittle flies in all directions. Close up of natural coloured mucous landing between believable breasts]

Don't patronize me.

sorry sir let me make sure some of the southern conference running backs tear some mcls.

never

but first let me lick the addy dust from your thighs

well I got the poontang blues
from the top of my head
to my cowboy shoes
a whole lot of money
nothin' to loose
I got the poontang blues

I'm gonna build me a woman
make her 10 feet tall
don't make her ugly
don't make her small
build me a woman
10 feet tall
build me someone
I can ball
all night long

alright let's do it...




Sunday trucker
Christian motherfucker yeah
well Imma
Sunday trucker
Christian motherfucker oh ya
I'm just a three-eyed boy
lookin' for a drifter girl

wooooaah
build me a woman
make her 10 feet tall
build me a woman
make her 10 feet tall
don't make her ugly
don't make her small
don't make her ugly
don't make her small
build me somone
I can ball
allllll night long

couldn't picture myself buying a blow up doll, and i def wouldn't borrow one from a friend

Go down, moses way down in Egypt land.. and go tell ol pharaoh, let my people go

what about an inflatable dildo?

some people are really fucking socially inept, or very very very unattractive to the opposite sex and very very fucking lonely. i would not be so judgemental and i feel sad for those people because they should be able to have someone to spend their time with as much as anyone.

haha.

lol, i didnt mean the doll, i meant a real person, the doll is due to lack of someone

oohhhh haha. that makes much more sense!

hey, yeah

One of these things is not like of the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.

the one on the right has more brain capacity????

i must say im quite suprised about some of the conservative attitudes some of the people on this board have when it comes to physical pleasure...

me i'm a hedonist!

dil... DO !

With you on this.

they could always go to a prostitute, who are at least humans.

Well, do prostitutes cost more than sex toys? Depends. But if you use a prostitute for sex, you may find a little gift from her on the end of yr dick a few weeks later.
BTW, a friend of mine forgot about a dildo in her drawer for so long that when she finally discovered it the batteries had corroded and bubbled out all over it.

ahahaha, neon pink?

yeah, and the mouth looks like a lamprey's, with all those sucky teeth.

Oh man that is the one worst sex toy.


This thread needs this video.

HAHA I've seen that. OWNED

I can't believe you've done this.

Ah, fuck.



(repped)

I've never used an inflatable doll or a dildo, but what you say is not true. Why do you think they appear as props in porn movies in the middle of an orgy or more conventional intercourse? Even if you use them on your own it's more likely that someone just isn't available to penetrate you or fellate your penis.

I still have glowboy, which me and the old lady of 7 years used. We haven't broken up, we're on a "hiatus" (I'm not sure what means... a "vacation apart for now" as she puts it) so I'm keeping it around until I know for sure that we're apparently not going to rekindle the filame.