Getting fucked up on vodka then eating some cereal. With milk. Yeah that shit went wonderfully.

I wouldn't say anything I've done was particularly dumb - there's nothing dumb about having a good time - but eyeballing vodka isn't happening again in a hurry, and the odds of a spirited tampon entering my arse again are fairly small.

Also, Fenny will be drunk again only after some very serious consideration.

christ my list is endless.

saying the wrong thing is usually my forte. its horrible when you wake up from a drunken night out and realise what ou did in that hazet way and then it all comes crashing back.

I do that a lot too.
Sometimes I tend to trash a lot of stuff too and I'm suprised I haven't got caught yet (and I hope I never will)
I also fall asleep at various places. Examples: at the bar and once I woke up in the bathtub and I still have no fucking clue how I got there.

Cried like a baby to my straight-edge bf.

can somebody please call a cab for this thread?

there's no way I'm letting it drive itself home.



also: the only posts that make me think that drinking might be a good hobby to take up, are my own.

Going back to work and passing out under my desk was a good one. Also: stealing a crate of beer from work, nearly getting booted out of a hotel in Amsterdam, and many other embarrasing moments. Ah, sweet alcohol and irresponsibility - a perfect combination.

the DUMBEST thing ive done when drunk was driven home, way too wasted, from too far away, realized it when i walked in my door i was thankful for the wall because it was the only thing holdn my ass up off the floor.

I've cycled home when shitfaced, but I do recall cycling home when stoned to be much more fun, not to mention slooooow.

The dumbest thing I've done while drunk is way too dumb to post in this thread. Worse than drunk driving, even. So I'll post the second dumbest thing.

As some of you know I like to call people when I'm drunk. So one day I called every single person in my phone and proceeded to leave them drunken voicemails. Multiple times. And I didn't just say "hey what's up", I proceeded to tell them exactly what I thought of them and point out their various awkward social insecurities and reminisce about their most awkward and embarrassing moments (like that loser they screwed in the backseat of their car, the time they got drunk and threw up all over the parking, and the time they laughed so hard they peed all over the gym floor) while inadvertently laughing in their faces.

Needless to say some of them haven't really forgiven me...

talked.

tc - I'd wish you'd called me up and done that to me. It would've brightened up my day, made me cry, made me think, and then made me want to sing "Mother".

Oh how I wish I did Melly, but this was before our Danzig times. Maybe you would've had the balls to tell me to stop, because the three other people i was with didn't, they were encouraging me.

Ha, I've just recalled the time you nearly got me to buy you a pizza whilst on the phone - that's got to be worth a gold star or two at least.

HAHA! I was telling Jade about that the other day! We were both sloshed if I remember correctly.

That's right, I was pretty hammered, and getting annoyed how it wouldn't accept my credit card details, if I recall correctly. And you were saying, "Come on Melly, I'm hungry!".

The only reason it didn't go through is cause it was like, after 11 or something. otherwise I would've had a pizza and you would've been short about $15.

That's right, everywhere was shut at your end, and I was stilll trying to order online *facepalm*. Still, in them days, $15 would have been cheaper than getting one here. I think I ended up asking you to do Sarah Palin impressions.

hahahaha, AL-AY-SKA. JOHN MCCEEEEN.

"Goddamit, she is such a DOUCHE" - tc on S Palin.

Ha, maybe I should call you up again sometime, for more drunken banter :D

Anytime. It'd make my day.

OK, not now.....but soon!

regarding original topic... where do i start?

my worst (in retrospect) moment was a year ago last night. i drank a bottle of makers with a couple of high school buddies. i was so drunk that they decided i should follow "tony" home since he lived near me. i remember driving on the highway at about 11:00 p.m. and thinking..."where the fuck is he going?".. so i veered right. at about 12:30 a.m. i come to and have no idea where i am (although i had been driving). i call the bot and tell him i'm lost... he asks where i am so that he can come get me. i tell him i don't know because i can't read the signs at the intersection because my vision is so blurred. he says... "oh jen.. sigh".... i literally look at my compass and drive north. i make it home. the next morning.. which is my birthday... i have a blood pressure clinic to do at a nursing home. my sis calls me to tell me my uncle died and i carry on to nursing home. after the blood pressure clinic... i walk to my car and notice my passenger side view mirror is gone. i tell the bot and he's like...."oh jen...sigh". i insist it happened at the nursing home, but i know it happened in that 1.5 hours i lost. i will never do that again. horrifying, humiliating... ugh. needless to say.. i was so hungover on my bday that i couldn't enjoy it... plus the fucking guilt.

Whoa.

when i was a freshman in college a bunch of us walked down to the mini-mart/gas station that would sell us beer, having already gotten completely trashed on some synthetic ethanol we stole from the chemistry lab. it had a tax label on it, so we figured it was safe to drink... and by safe i mean a slightly reduced probability that we would die. anyway, we went in, got our beer, walked maybe 20 ft. down the sidewalk and each opened a bottle to chug... when i was done with mine i suddenly had an intense longing for the sound of shattering glass. so i hurled the bottle back towards the gas station. it turns out that in the time that it took me to chug the beer, a cop had pull into the gas station. the bottle landed like 3 feet from him. lucky for me he was already gassing up his car and couldn't or didn't feel like leaving it unattended to chase down some drunk kids...

what

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neva read that .. ha i..

post on here
although it has gotten me to ttalking with some aweome people.

drunk dialing ftw

drunk dialing for the MOTHERFUCKING win.

fuck that phone man

what a fucking buzzkill

seriously
I thought for a second it was mine cause it does that a lot
if it was I was going to throw it against a wall for ruining our rant about stupid hipster girls

that one on the left fo shiz looks like a dude with tits


actually they all look like dudes

if you just cut off the tits that's totally michael cera right there

fuck off and die (so i can have your glasses)

i loce how scenve girls are like obsessed with diniosaurs. what the fuck.