the 'fingers' part is kinda cropped out, but its there

proof: she knocked 2 teeth off a guy.

yes we do. hideous deformity is the essence of male heterosexuality. we know "the gays" are prettier, and we're ok with it, because we're too busy looking at women to contemplate ourselves.

"fuckyou finger" LOL.

The fingers on my guitar-fretting hand are about up to 1/4" longer than my other (right) hand....

Hey Nefeli, what's up?

No probs, Nefeli :) Yay to camping for you!

I currently have gastric fever, so am physically wrecked...but all else is fine in Mellyland. BTW, did you get my PM re Colour Out Of Space?

Good man.

And this whole idea seems to be fueled by hetero paranoia. I think I might be straight if I masturbate to pictures of women and find myself suspicious of men that hang around women I lust after? Not so scientific, I know.

As far I can tell, my index and ring are equidistant unless I shift my fingers to the right or left. Does this mean I'm bi? Will you mega-heteros tie me to a handball poll and beat me if I'm a sixth of a centimeter gay?

*I am not addressing this to you or anyone particular*

Oh, turns out I'm straight, after all.

I'm just glad ALL my fingers are long enough to wrap around my peen when my box lunch at the Y is out to lunch !!

Rosie makes a tight grip !!

BTW, when one masturbates is that somekind of 'homoerotic' tendency coming out ? A guy's hand on his own member, and visa-versa ? Maybe if I put on some fingernail polish, I won't have such a phobia.

good questions, but probably "no"

keep yr sick gay fantasies to yrself, deviant.

brb....going to drag girlgun to lunch (by her hair).

zug zug.

yes
right index or right thumb for right nostril, lefts for left one.

It's crap, obviously.

if only there was some way to know who's gay and who's not just by lookin' at them... that way, they would be as easy to hate as black people!

where are Nazi scientistSS when you need them????!

somebody asked for me?

The Nazi scientists are busy cloning Lindsay Lohan, I believe - apparently it's what old man Adolf would have wanted.

Actually, there are genes that definitely make someone look gay. Go on gaydar, stare at the faces of many a bedroom fag and tell me that their facial features don't make you think that they're gay. It's bizarre that T&B started this thread, though, considering that he looks a bit gay himself.

please, have a seat.



I'm just glad that they are distracted. it makes it easier to steal their Arks


too many variables with too many exceptions.

ultimately, it is no more genetically deviant from the "norm" than the fact that I am left-handed (and I expose my sinistral wiring each time I sign a receipt).

o, woe to left-handed gayzzz though!!

there's also genes that definitely make someone look like a jew!

"mein KampfY"?
"mein Kampf" would be correct.
dont mess with the leader


and again the penguins are involved...

"Mein Kampf
Mein Kampf
Mein lucky lady lamps
Check 'em out - ooh!"

now all we need is a smart-virus to take out all the blacks, jews and gaytardeds!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7QVz...eature=related

say: H.I.T.L.E.R.

"the SS on my jacket stays for: super smooth"

Some people do look gay, though. Many jews don't.

You forgot the fuckmuppets :p;)

Yeah, chop their fingers, mate.

Are you calling me a gay? You are, aren't you?
(Copyright SarramQuotes Inc.)

i agree totally. i always thought quentin tarantion just looked gay for some reason. not so much these days but like when he was in reservoir dogs and stuff.

Effeminate black jews are the way forward.

With long fingers.

I think he often behaves kinda gay, and the looks, yes a little bit sometimes

Here's an odd one - when I was in the closet, I was told so many times that I "looked" homo, and since coming out, have been told I don't look homo enough. Arghh!!!!

anti-semite ideology.

my best friend's grandfather was jewish and his grandmother was not. due to matriarchal lineage, my best friend is not jewish.

also of note: despite my friend's buddhist mind-set, his son has an OBVIOUS jewfro.

OMFG WHAT GIVES??

Yeah, I didn't notice you were gay until I saw you standing next to me. It was the fingers that did it.

edit - Melly

lies.

pussy galore has the last word on the matter.

you can't win.

it's your left hand vs right hand indexes that are battling it out.

i say set up a death match & settle things. yakuza style.



omg he looks gai!

Cantanky - Tell me about it, me mate. Next time you're in London town, can I hire you to shout at the next fuckwit who points that out to me? Your rates are top dollar of course, but I don't mind busting out the old credit card for that ;)

Sarram - I thought it was when I was trying to remove my clothes in front of you outside the Kings Arms? Last Friday, wasn't it?