MISS PIGGY - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

THE DIVA - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

God, I'm really begiining to hate that cunt.

ELLEN DEGENERES - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

AMERICA FERRERA - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

I would, and I'm sure I'm not alone!

demonrail, re Rufus W -You'd hate fuck him then, eh? :p ;)

MRS. JEFFERSON - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

 

Lois Griffin = Hotness

From the gay side, here's Jasper:

is that the mom on the 70's show? WOULD YOU HIT IT?

YES.

i'd hit this.

you already HAVE. confess.

MISSY ELLIOT - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

ICE T's WIFE COCO - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

A thousand times over.

Like golf.

uh. you're a bit weird. but thanks?

"thanks"?

you haven't drank your coffee yet have you? or did you put too much whiskey in it this morning?

actually i'm feeling sharp as a tack even though i've been drunk for two days straight (i've since sobered up, you don't have to worry about trying to decipher anything i'm saying here)

what are you supposed to say when someone says they'd do you? "let's go"?

hm you about "fuck off you disgusting moron" or "i don't do retards"?

just a couple of suggestions, you know.

i don't feel like being mean today. i'm always nice to crazy homeless men who say i'm pretty if that's any sort of comparison.

it's true that alcohol lowers one's "ick" threshold.

beer goggles & what not.

what are you saying? that i'm drunk 24/7 or hobos say i'm pretty because they're drunk?

because i agree with you, but i can't decide if i should be offended by what you just said.

#1 only.

white people like to be offended!!

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008...eing-offended/

haha
i'm not offended though.

and i'm not drunk ALL the time!

Bear Goggles?

LISA BONET - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

fuck yes i would.

Yoko Ono - would you hit it?

probably.

Grace Slick - would you hit it?

not these days.

hahahaahh!

MAUDE FLANDERS AND MARGE SIMPSON - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

CHER - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

MEGAN MULLALY - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

 

JK ROWLING - WOULD YOU HIT IT?

KHLOE KARDASHIAN - WOULD YOU HIT IT?