that doesn't look like any biscuits and gravy i know.

this looks like traditional american biscuits and gravy...

Those pictures honestly make me want to barf.

fuck that. biscuits and gravy is the shit.

No. They're shit. Yuck.

I was in this pancake place this weekend. Friends invited us. I'm thinking, okay, I'm not too into sugary, filling pancakes, I'll be safe getting an omelot. OMG. It was a baked omelot. Not fried. Gross. I ate it because I was hungry but it made me sick afterwards.

Sorry, I don't do the heavy food thang very well.

They also had regular coffee for like a buck, and their "gourmet grinds," one of which I got, for around 3 bucks a cup. It tasted exactly like my wife's 1 dollar cup.

Suffice to say, we will not return.

biscuits and gravy made by restaurants is usually not very good. they use corn starch to thicken the gravy... and it tastes like shit. gravy done right is delicious.

i'm not a fan of pancakes either. they make me feel bad later.

you know what makes me feel the worst?! DONUTS.

Yeah. Donuts. They sit there like big wads of dough in your stomach.

So my omelet was supposed to be covered in a sherry sauce. The sauce looked like gravy dumped out of jar. Nothing at all sherry about it. Why do these places suck so bad?

i hate the feeling that the inside of your mouth is covered in grease after eating a donut. ick.

we have a great breakfast place .9 miles from here. (i know it's .9 miles because it's next to my bar) they really do a very good job with their breakfast food. delicious gravy.

I should have known it was going to be bad by how many people were there. Seems counterintutive, but I realized later they couldn't possibly serve a huge crowd like that without taking shortcuts like baking their eggs instead of frying.

please explain biscuits and gravy to us foreigners

Man, you don't wanna know. I just googled it, and it's bad. Think I'll stick to my Kellogg's Corn flakes!

biscuits are similar to scones, but fluffier? and you know brown gravy...it's similar to brown gravy... made from meat drippings, but it is milk or cream based rather than broth based.

What the fuck is an omelot?

it's usually 2 to 3 eggs whipped up.. and cooked in a round pan then filled with ingredients... like cheese and veggies and flipped over in half on itself. the eggs because of the way they are cooked are stiff... not like fried eggs or scrambled eggs.

i thought he was attempting to punk you on a spelling charge.

o x e

poist poist poist poist poist poist poist

me? i'm not sure i ever typed the word omelet. that was gmku.

i can spell pretty well. it is a job requirement for transcription.

Yeah, I know what an omelette is, I was just being a twat.

sorrrrreeee!

english people are weird with their accent and crazy foods! ;)

tu parles bien français, toi

tuatte. :D

Isn't it the same word in english ?

yes it is tho gringos write it omelet.

omelOt on the other hand sounds like an x-rated flick almost

mood poisting: i should get off the internet & go write something.

DONE.

Bleh, had a doctors appointment to see if I was healthy enough to go on some trip. I was. Got all the paper work signed. But they took a urine sample. But didn't say anything about doing a drug test. Will they?

Mood poist: anxious.

Haha What's Alex been doing? ;)

mood poist: good.

an omelette sounds good. with cheese and bacon and ham in it.

Suckin' cock for crack, duh.

That's quite the nasty habit.

people used to seriously accuse me of sucking cock for heroin when i was in school.

i was just like whatevs. maybe i do.

People can be fucking ignorant.

I have never had anyone spread rumors about me or anything like that.

I second that and it becomes more apparent every day.

mood: confused as fuck.

it's true. a lot of people also thought i was going to go nuts and shoot up the school but they realised that i wasn't like they thought pretty fast if they actually had a conversation with me.

One of my friends kept asking my best fag hag if she'd ever walked in on me practicing giving a blow job to a hot dog.

WTF :confused:

Mood + Poist = Moist

My mood:

Apprehensive- because I'm going back at my old job in Public Housing.

Bored - because I'm doing Work-4-the-dole. Which consists of sitting here and surfing the net.

Smug - because I had a really good come back for that cop who asked me what I was up to while I was having lunch on a park bench.

Excited - because I know there's a bit more dope left at home.

Somewhat horny - because I'm male, d'uh.....

That's pretty lame :confused: People are fucked.

Mood: Indecisive.

I could stay up and watch crap TV, or stay up and be on the computer.
I could smoke a joint and go to bed.
I could smoke a joint and stay up doing either of the things I mentioned first.
I could eat something but nothing is looking tasty.
I could smoke a joint and eat something that looks tasty haha.

this isn't a mood but i really want a guitar and an amp. RIGHT NOW.

Giddy.

sleepy and i'm doing something about it.

goodnight people!

An hour later and I'm feeling decisive.


The above is my choice.