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floatingslowly 03.13.2008 02:08 PM

^^^ chock full o' awesome.

krastian 03.13.2008 02:24 PM

Leia: Stop that.
Han: Stop what?
Leia: That. My hands are dirty.
Han: My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?
Leia: I'm not afraid.
Han: You're trembling.
Leia: I'm not... trembling.



Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.
Yoda: No! Try not! Do or do not. There is no try.

Cantankerous 03.13.2008 04:12 PM

you guys are geeks!

okay...ummm

"The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."

hahaha just kidding but no, more accurately:

"Yeah, I'll bet you have."

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 07:27 PM

yawn
geez guys, this thread was funny the first 2 pages :P

Lurker 03.13.2008 07:30 PM

"Hoth"

flophousefloozie 03.13.2008 08:03 PM

"Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone."

"The Princess? Put all sections on alert. "

flophousefloozie 03.13.2008 08:04 PM

Also, "Oh, he's not dead... Not yet."

flophousefloozie 03.13.2008 08:06 PM

"If you give it to me, I might forget I found you."

Ohh, it never ends. But I'm going to end it there.

floatingslowly 03.13.2008 08:15 PM

what an incredible smell you've discovered!

flophousefloozie 03.13.2008 08:23 PM

(hehehe)

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to floatingslowly again."

There's my non-Star Wars sex quote.

ALIEN ANAL 03.13.2008 08:51 PM

did you guys even bother reading the first few threads or just assume your funny?

:p

floatingslowly 03.13.2008 08:53 PM

yes.

flophousefloozie 03.13.2008 09:43 PM

mmmmmm...
Both.

Pax Americana 03.13.2008 10:21 PM

Obi-Wan: "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany."

m1rr0r dash 03.13.2008 10:41 PM

"Better her than me!"

phoenix 03.14.2008 12:57 AM

I am going to watch star wars by myself all nite, I believe.

"If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position"

? hehhehe

alteredcourse 03.14.2008 01:55 AM

I hate star wars .
i tried . but fuck it .
the sliding humor-bot was good at moments but he couldnt single handedly save the entire movie + supplements .

fuck all that . i tried but all it gets is gritty paste teeth .

Sonic Youth 37 03.14.2008 01:56 AM

"Try? There is no try. You either do or you do not. There is no try"

Or something like that.

alteredcourse 03.14.2008 02:01 AM

stick your hands in the box , bitch .

alteredcourse 03.14.2008 02:13 AM

strapping down with the wonders of velcro improves your time .

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.14.2008 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse
I hate star wars .
i tried . but fuck it .
the sliding humor-bot was good at moments but he couldnt single handedly save the entire movie + supplements .

fuck all that . i tried but all it gets is gritty paste teeth .


Did you watch the special editions? The fucking blow. You have to watch the original theatrical versions.

m1rr0r dash 03.14.2008 02:16 AM

hey phoenix! you start the movie yet?

despite what altered says.... what spectral says is true.... i don't think he saw the real thing. you know the one where you can see the film grain, and han shoots greedo under the table, and luke yells out "Carrie!" when he sees leia at the end....

the one that played in theaters in 1977 that lucas destroyed when he released the dvd. i have a fan produced restoration project dvd of this if yr interested.

yes. i am really a geek.

alteredcourse 03.14.2008 02:17 AM

I went to the theater and involved kicked backed heeled and buttered popcorn . even though i've come this far the hairs on my scaled spine are suddenly convulsing and i shouldnt detail how i wretched at the wonder of time going backwards , poisoned, for the duration of the original theatrical star wars .

im sorry that you needed to red-cake me , spectral-nice-man . my only regret is that you didnt actually leave a comment, though . and you dont have "the time " for mine .

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.14.2008 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
hey phoenix! you start the movie yet?

despite what altered says.... what spectral says is true.

and i don't think he saw the real thing. you know the one where you can see the film grain, and han shoots greedo under the table, and luke yells out "Carrie!" when he sees leia at the end....

the one that played in theaters in 1977 that lucas destroyed when he released the dvd. i have a fan produced restoration project dvd of this if yr interested.

yes. i am really a geek.


I have a fan produced restoration divx myself :D

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 03.14.2008 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse
I went to the theater and involved kicked backed heeled and buttered popcorn . even though i've come this far the hairs on my scaled spine are suddenly convulsing and i shouldnt detail how i wretched at the wonder of time going backwards , poisoned, for the duration of the original theatrical star wars .

im sorry that you needed to red-cake me , spectral-nice-man . my only regret is that you didnt actually leave a comment, though . and you dont have "the time " for mine .


Did you see it in 1997 in the theater? If so you saw the horrendous version.

✌➬ 03.14.2008 02:22 AM

I could never get into it. I am not a geek, sorry.

alteredcourse 03.14.2008 02:22 AM

Im not going to suggest that buns over the ears are the ticket to star wars heaven . but my persistant similar name might not have helped my overall dim-gazed view of the star wars effort .

m1rr0r dash 03.14.2008 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse
the sliding humor-bot was good at moments but he couldnt single handedly save the entire movie + supplements .


i can see now that you may have only begun to grasp the rosencrantz and guildensternesque humor of the two tin men.

m1rr0r dash 03.14.2008 04:26 AM

CAPT. PANAKA: Wait! Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you.

iskandertime 03.16.2008 08:53 PM

Han Solo-"great kid!...Don't get cocky"

!@#$%! 03.16.2008 09:10 PM

ok so i don't have any quotes memorized for fucks sakes, but imdb showed me one that could be applicable:

Darth Vader: I have you now!

ALIEN ANAL 03.16.2008 09:20 PM

"i am your father"

this was prob already done but its funny

LifeDistortion 03.16.2008 10:31 PM

"Impressive....Most impressive."

I'm surprised nobody's used it yet.

m1rr0r dash 03.17.2008 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
ok so i don't have any quotes memorized for fucks sakes, but imdb showed me one that could be applicable:

Darth Vader: I have you now!



wtf? ...i may be a pretty big geek... but i also have a pretty shitty memory...:rolleyes:.

i just have the fuckin script open in another tab....

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Star..._New_Hope.html

m1rr0r dash 03.17.2008 12:26 AM

HAN: Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get.

!@#$%! 03.17.2008 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1rr0r dash
wtf? ...i may be a pretty big geek... but i also have a pretty shitty memory...:rolleyes:.

i just have the fuckin script open in another tab....

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Star..._New_Hope.html


jeezus johnson no.

im not going to can thru that tripe in search of a quote.

can't we do joyce quotes instead?

oh yeah someone will accuse me now of being a pretentious fuck

i say bring it on

this one is about all the past crazy girlfriends ha ha ha

history is a nightmare from which i am trying to awake

ALIEN ANAL 03.17.2008 02:30 AM

pretentious fuck

!@#$%! 03.17.2008 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
pretentious fuck


that's nothing!

there was a whole thread about it

Florya 03.19.2008 09:23 AM

Sister. So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have betrayed her too. -Darth Vader


Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. -C3PO

You know, sometimes I amaze even myself. -Han Solo



Crumb's Crunchy Delights 03.19.2008 09:25 AM

"we're all up the shitter"

mouthed by solo in the crusher in the first film


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