um how about not.

Just saying, anyways stalk Thurston, and make sure he signs you.

no. i don't want to be signed. i don't want to do this for a living.
anyway i hate this and i don't feel like recording any more today and i'm not posting it.

so ive decided i'll have some orange sherbert (since some sadistic landshark ate all my frozen snickers!!!!) and a smoke and sulk a bit more and then regroup and see what happens

orange sherbert is highly unappreciated by the general populous

i know better than anyone.
also the cheap store brand kind is the best and you can get a gigantic tub for like $3 or $4.

edit
i think ill try across the universe instead and see how that pans out

this is just not working today
oh well.

Do Universe in dropped D for that drone thing. But you probably know that.

Go for "Rocket USA" by Suicide.

Neither is Heroin. It's about a junky.

I don't see your point :confused: The song clearly musically recreates the effects of a fix.

my special ability is being able to say the complete wrong thing at the worst possible time and falling over things. i bet your all secretly jealous.

My talent is songwriting and being full of artistic ideas. Im basically an ideas guy.

Cantanky I mean this in the nicest way but you sound a bit like courtney love.

A little bit maybe, but Cantanky sings better (Courtney Whore is more nasal and to me her voice sounds as if she was vomiting). As I said her timbre is closer to Jennifer Charles of Elysian Fields in my opinion.

I'm a damn fine chef. Well, so long as there's no meat involved, I am, but I have no idea how to cook meat.

I'm incredibly good at knowing what the difference between talent and skill is.

Stop bragging

I thought that was the whole point of this thread, wasn't it?

Exactly.

That's rather fucking splendid.

I agree with Herr Clone on the Hope Sandoval reference, I was thinking how pleasingly like Mazzy Star it was.

playing guitar
doing noise
programming drums
writing
composing melody lines/choruses
rapping (though hardly do it)
collages
stencils
making t-shirts
making mixtapes
sex (need a little practice lately...)
i memorize things i like easily
drawing and painting in my own style
designing
making packages
drinking
doing impresonations
coming up with arrangements in music
performing live
improvising
acting

oh yeah, and beatboxing.

Tennis
Guitar (specialized)
Music (in general)

Also, I'm really good at calming people and situations when they escalate out of hand.

yeah but that's in direct pertainance to actually doing smack, not being in such extreme physical pain that you just want to die.

oh my. a compliment from sonicl is of the highest order.
well this is surprising.

oh i have to hear this famous recording now.

not only do you have an amazing voice and do a very good interpretation of the song, but your use of slapback echo gives the song it's extra kick (which gives it the mazzy star sound quality).

drone, rocket USA is a great idea. i'll see what i can do about that.

i don't know how i'm supposed to react but thank you all and thanks in advance to anyone else who makes nice comments about this.

whats your stage name?

i don't have one?

well, what the hell do i put for 'artist' on my itunes then?

i can't think of anything good at the moment
just put cantankerous or something

by the way this cover of rocket usa seems like it will turn out good and it's pretty menacing

no no this simply won't do
never mind

I looked up the tabs to Heroin. It's all D and G. I can handle that, so I think I'm going to try and cook up a version myself.

easy as pie
it's d flat and g flat
or c sharp and f sharp depending on how you look at it
i'm not giving away my secret to how i play it

I have a talent of being a liar. But that is being a compulsive liar, still a talent.

anyone want to hear my country/folk version of black flag's depression?

Of course, everyneurotic.

hahahaha, after i'm finished with this, i'll record it.

I'm messing around a bit with it in dropped D tuning--DADGBD. You can do interesting things up and down the neck that way with just a couple of fingers, and get a nice drone effect.

sometimes i use ostrich tuning