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ni'k 05.26.2010 03:49 PM

there is an alcoholic in my town. he's pretty blatant about it. he only has the one coat, (white haha). never shaves or cuts his hair. always with a bottle of old english, he will just lie on the street. doesn't give a fuck.

anyway the story behind it (it's actually true). he was a pretty cool, relatively clean guy with a job. then one day he was at a garage with a friend and started looking thru a magazine while he was waiting for his friend to get his shit.

his brother was a christian missionary, and had went out to africa. as the guy looked thru the magazine, must have been some news or politics thing, cos he came across a picture of his own brothers corpse, murdered by tribesmen!

since about that time he's been an alcoholic.

davenotdead 05.26.2010 03:53 PM

wow that sounds like a movie

Rob Instigator 05.26.2010 03:55 PM

good reason for a mindfuck for sure.

Satan 05.26.2010 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k
i piss on my scabs till they fall off and barf up my anus till blood comes out my nose, does that mean i'm a real man too?

wait. no, "a real man". that's like an insult. fuck that.

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
if i don't have any scabs to pick then i place my bare knee on the nearest road and scrape til i can't feel my dick


Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
I am a real man too, even when someone makes my anus bleed.



lololololololololololol

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 05.26.2010 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
lololololololololololol


You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice.

Satan 05.26.2010 04:06 PM

<3 this thread

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 05.26.2010 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
<3 this thread


me too.. I'd leave but I am way to extremely bitter today to go out and find something else to do :/

!@#$%! 05.26.2010 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous
me too.. I'd leave but I am way to extremely bitter today to go out and find something else to do :/


hey, bitterness, bile, hatred and depression are the fuel that keeps the interwebs going (besides porn). vomit up! i'm sure nobody here will even feel the stench, buried as we are in our own dreck.

ni'k 05.26.2010 05:02 PM

that's the smartest thing i've heard all day.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 05.26.2010 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k
that's the smartest thing i've heard all day.


 

SYG Confessional

Rob Instigator 05.26.2010 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
and yr mom is at the club
grown ass women like to have fun for sure.

http://yourmomisclubbin.tumblr.com/


people's moms are at the club!
 


 

 


 

knox 05.26.2010 05:25 PM

 

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.26.2010 06:12 PM

Hey guys, check this out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXzFDtxp-Vk

Now that's what I call FUN!

ni'k 05.26.2010 06:33 PM

fascinating

viewtiful alan redux 05.26.2010 06:48 PM

Yes... they do.
Its the only way to explain their passive agressively hidden agendas.

knox 05.27.2010 07:39 AM

besides, number two is not really a woman.
but it certainly wants to have fun.

Satan 05.27.2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by viewtiful alan redux
Yes... they do.
Its the only way to explain their passive agressively hidden agendas.

what the fuck is this

Rob Instigator 05.27.2010 10:54 AM

Fioghty! Fight! Fight!@@@

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.27.2010 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ni'k
fascinating


I'm pretty sure that it's my new favorite YouTube video.

Rob Instigator 05.27.2010 12:44 PM

shakira just wants to have fun

 

ni'k 05.27.2010 01:15 PM

THIS JUST IN:

carrie fisher incest porn surfaces

mang smokin heavy doobie boardin'

luk ouaht!

EVOLghost 05.29.2010 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
shakira just wants to have fun


 


awesome......but I can't help laughing at the peenist in the background.


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