He's already got them waving from the CB antenna on his pick-up. He shouldn't overdo it.

I wanted to put one in the back window, but I was too lazy to remove the gun rack.

speaking of carpets... freshly cleaned (by professional carpet cleaners) carpets are another great sensation.

some others...
take huge dumps
vanilla bean ice cream
subwoofers
bookstores

Popping your neck, knuckles, and back when they really need it. To the person next to you it sounds disgusting, but to you, that's some good relief, and apparently plays no part in arthritis, a common misconception.

and the confederate flag

i'm so fucking embittered that i forgot the simple joys of life, i can't think of one

some minutiae fors ya

it's "bisque"
& as Glice wrote, it's "minutiae"
sounds like Glice has some "bad Jew" jewish friends...all my Jewish friends love Seinfeld & also Curb...this sounds borderline controversial, but in my experience, Jewish people who readily tell you they are Jewish are cool & oddly enough, they usually do this at some point when first meeting them...sounds strange, i know. Many other Jewish people I have known who turned out to be rather despicable people never admit they are Jewish even if asked point blank. They get mad when they are asked & either avoid the question or outright lie. Again, I have observed this time & time again, so there just might be something to it...

having someone stroke my skin after having sex
someone telling me they like me and actually meaning it
the feeling of fullfilment after a long wait
the exitement of xmas eve as a kid
the first day of the holiday
holding someones hand and walking down the street
getting paid
when it goes right
that first drink of the week
holding someone close and being held close
eating
that indescribable moment when you think that everything is ok
etc etc etc

sex
eating cheese and onion crisps
breeze on my face in a summertime's early evening
laying my head on my patner's torso while in bed
having my cats sleep on the bed with me

Oh god yes. This is pretty great....idly stroking around the neck and behind the ear is the best.

Cups of tea rate pretty highly. I'll have to have a think about some others.

OK, I didn't read te Seinfeld stuff at first. As a non-American I actually quite like it. I think I like Curb.. better though. I know a lot of people who hate Seinfeld though. As far as US comedy goes though I think Arrested Development beats them all.

Also, I'm not in any way a patriotic person but UK comedy beats even the above shows at the moment. Comedy is the only thing that UK tv has produced of any worth in maybe the past decade. Brass Eye, Peep Show, Spaced, The Day Today, Alan Partridge

sour cream
driving
dachshunds :]
cartoons
a freshly cut lawn
haha I don't know

Has anyone ever watched 'Strangers with candies'?
As far as comedy goes nothing will ever beat 'Jam' or 'Nighty Night' for me

Espresso
Coffee
Cigarettes
Masturbation

jam should be compulsory viewing for all humans who ever wish to discuss the subject of comedy

jam, brass eye, nathan barley, garth marenghi, nighy night and the day today.

in some ways even spaced should be.

opening up a new cd

Yep....Jam is awesome too. The sketch with the 8year old who comes round to clean up the dead body is great. And the woman who gets a plumber round to cure her dead baby....

When everything works out great when it was supposed to be horrible.

going pee after holding it in for a long time........