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floatingslowly 06.23.2011 01:42 PM

I told her very cheerfully that "it's all yours now"!

her shamed look was enough to make it all worthwhile. really WTF though. people...if I bother locking, don't come fucking knocking.

funso's right. I should just leave the door open next time.

DeadDiscoDildo 06.23.2011 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
hey DDD, don't let 'these people' ruin your fun *I* would very much like to 'visualize' pictures of your girlfriend naked. feel free to make that happen, my man. dig it.


No. haha

But thanks for the sentiment.

floatingslowly 06.05.2012 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I take that back. I just had an incident worth pondering.

I drink a lot of coffee. invariably, after a few hours, I have to drain. just now, while pissing, I had a lady try the knob. when that didn't work, she knocked, tried the knob again (violently) and then started banging. I'd been in there less than 30 seconds.

my question is: who the fuck does this shit? if the door is locked, chances are it's occupied and all of your frantic banging won't make me piss any fucking faster.

it's ocupado, bitch.


Again. Who the fuck does this???

floatingslowly 06.05.2012 01:22 PM

Thats' it.

I plan to start grunting loudly next time.

If "unnnnnnnnnng omg ah uh unnnnng" doesn't cause them to lose interest in my private time, they have bigger issues than a locked door.


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