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touch me i'm sick 08.14.2006 08:56 PM

yesss i jsut got tickets for thursday at 10 for tha mutha fucking snakes. scorrreee

k-krack 08.14.2006 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic
yeah, samuel l jackson is a great actor, one of the only ones that doesn't make me want to get a job as an assistant on a hollywood studio before firing machine gun blast after machine gun blast to every douncebag i come across.

god, i hate friends and pretty much everything associated with them.

some future hollywood hits:

big lips, bigger boobs starring angelina jolie
we're horrible millionaire sluts starring paris hilton and lindsay lohan
disney's (or pixar's or dreamworks's) computer animation with no imagination
i'm going to save the world starring tom cruise
i'm going to win an oscar starring tom hanks


ahahahahahahaha. *note the omission of the will ferrell one, because i find him drop-frikking-dead-hil-freakin-arious.

LifeDistortion 08.14.2006 09:59 PM

SLJ is famous for his inability to say no to anything he's offered. This is the cherry on top example of this. If you ever make a movie, regardless of your talent, and you want SLJ to star in a movie, all you have to do is say "Hey Sammy, I want you in my movie!" He'll say yes. You'll probobly have to be able to pay him too, though.

Cantankerous 08.14.2006 10:04 PM

I can't believe some of you are wasting $8 on this bullshit.

truncated 08.15.2006 12:41 AM

Samuel L. Jackson is one of those actors who has earned the right to do anything he goddamned well pleases. He will always be forgiven.

As far as the movie itself goes, I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema. This film surely won't be wooing me back, unless I'm doing illicit things in the back row with some mysterious magnetic stranger. Or blowing spitballs.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2006 12:47 AM

I'm bringing plastic snakes and putting them in random seats...

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:48 AM

i wish you were going to my theatre

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:51 AM

why donchu do it for yr theatre?

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:53 AM

because i am too cheap to even buy plastic snakes

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:54 AM

hahaa i would be the same. but i wouldnt go to that stupid movie ina billion years.

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:55 AM

i am excited for it.. opening night baby! haha it's so absurd how bad it will be

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:56 AM

ahaah. i think yr only going for it for the dumb title! how dare you!!!! falling for a dumb hollywood gimmick to make money. fuck you samueal l jackson, and fuck the stupid scriptwriters and directors and everyone involved!!

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:57 AM

your jsut jealous cause i have tickets. it's alright hun i'll tell you all about it

k-krack 08.15.2006 12:57 AM

wrong! im NOT jealous. and you will NOT tell me about it!

touch me i'm sick 08.15.2006 12:58 AM

aww i love you!

LifeDistortion 08.15.2006 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by k-krack
ahaah. i think yr only going for it for the dumb title! how dare you!!!! falling for a dumb hollywood gimmick to make money. fuck you samueal l jackson, and fuck the stupid scriptwriters and directors and everyone involved!!


Your so right, its a pre-pakaged "cult" movie that didn't gain cult status on its own merits. Its intentionally has a terrible title thinking its cheesiness alone garners it "cult" status, and all the pre-planned hype is studio generated as opposed to word of mouth. So its really not a cult film at all, and doesn't not deserved to be considered one.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2006 01:43 AM

I don't think it was planned like that...

acousticrock87 08.15.2006 01:45 AM

But it worked. It's sort of a new thing. Not a cult film but still holds a lot of cult qualities. Like a mainstream cult film...if that's possible.

And I don't think it was planned either. I'm sure the name was on purpose, but there's no way they could have predicted this.

Alex's Trip 08.15.2006 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87
But it worked. It's sort of a new thing. Not a cult film but still holds a lot of cult qualities. Like a mainstream cult film...if that's possible.

And I don't think it was planned either. I'm sure the name was on purpose, but there's no way they could have predicted this.

Yeah...some of the people wanted to change the name, but Jackson made them keep it the same or he walked...

Style 08.15.2006 02:48 AM

Jackson didn't even read the script. He accepted solely on the title, which is why he was going to quit if it got changed.

Also it seemed like the net hype was a lot stronger for it about three to four months ago. It kind of seems like people got so tired of the internet status of it.


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