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!@#$%! 05.17.2010 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
did you have a tiny lazer ray gun inserted under yr nipple?


that's a really good coverup for a manboobectomy.

space 05.17.2010 05:00 PM

haha no there's been a pneumocentis (39 years ago) and I have a matching scar on the other side.

it's the price one pays for reanimation from the dead.

my mother recently told me that the pulmonologist remarked that "it's a miracle that I'm not retarded". little does he know....

the stitches were from the surgical removal of a benign mass. manboobs don't require surgery...would you like to see the other side, you dirty lil boy??!

!@#$%! 05.17.2010 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by space

the stitches were from the surgical removal of a benign mass. manboobs don't require surgery...would you like to see the other side, you dirty lil boy??!


you mean your ass? jeezus no-- if the front is only 1/2 as ugly as the rear i can imagine-- plus the shitstains!

but anyway you have a long history of PULMONES, don't you? wtf? is he the same as yr former bossman? i'm very fucken confused.

fuck-KEN

ps- you're not retarded but you're certifiably mad.

space 05.17.2010 05:09 PM

oh hey was looking through phone and found pics of my cock. how abou that too??

!@#$%! 05.17.2010 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Do you mean pneumocentesis?


that's how they write it in oklahomo

Quote:

Originally Posted by space
oh hey was looking through phone and found pics of my cock. how abou that too??



see? oklahomo!

space 05.17.2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Do you mean pneumocentesis?

yessiree no glasses on treadmill and can't type on a good day.

speaking of I just lost ten minutes of treadmill tracking to read this thread.


$@&&@: different docs but yes. the bilateral collapse occured prior to my unbirth

!@#$%! 05.17.2010 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by space
$@&&@: different docs but yes.


bizarre electra complex, or overabundance of tuberculosis?

anyway, it was good entertainment, go back to your track-mill or whatever you call that vibrator, and we will disturb you no more.

i'm out of here to be useless elsewhere-- it's been a weird day and i want to watch something crappy on hulu

space 05.17.2010 05:28 PM

&@$@& no TB. just "born" dead, should have stayed that way, but science and purpose brought me back. these days, it makes me laugh becase people assume I'm just being gawth.

pookie: there was a notice at the Jon Lovitz comedy club. they need new material badly. you should check into that.

ok electric wizard making me say goodbye but not so long.


speaking of so long, my cock technically belongs to Phoenix too.

EVOLghost 05.17.2010 06:18 PM

you send pictures of yer cock to pheonix?

Lamont Cranston 05.17.2010 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ink.
/join #phoenixporn

on which network?

space 05.17.2010 06:36 PM

I'm sorry, what was the question?

ink. 05.17.2010 07:47 PM

never ceases to amaze.

ink. 05.17.2010 07:49 PM

the deathscars are badass I love them.

ink. 05.17.2010 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
you send pictures of yer cock to pheonix?

floating is my life partner.

ink. 05.17.2010 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston
on which network?

intergalacticalienelfporno

space 05.17.2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ink.
floating is my life partner.


that's pretty blunt, but what are the odds on people still being confused?

10:1? can I skew them further?

I'll try.

space 05.17.2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
you send pictures of yer cock to pheonix?


no, only to glice and !@#$! but that's only because they both asked so nicely.

are you asking nicely? I'll warn you, they're messy.

ink. 05.17.2010 08:12 PM

maybe today will be A boob day.

space 05.17.2010 08:14 PM

*space cock pick removed*

too late.

ink. 05.17.2010 08:16 PM

wrong thread! I'm pretty sure there is one dedicated to syg members members. unless yr tryin to put yr cock in my boob thread on purpose.. are you flirting with me baby?


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