Ummmm... :confused:

I'm not cheap. :D

this girl is my sexual (final) fantasy

vaginal intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

I'm totally up for a reverse gangbang.

Kim G, Yoshimi, Julie Cafritz...all being dommed by Lydia Lunch. Maybe even circa 94 J Mascis doing them all, with a crusty 90s hat on during. Then Orourke and Ibold being peed on by Yoshimi.

Oh, cosplay sex is the best. Take it from me.

having a freak bed times with all three Kardashian sisters and having the mom lick my balls while I work them

2 midgets 1 leash

Oh tacky sex is the worst!

Two straight rugby players simultaneously, yet independently, decide they want to fuck me.

Not the ultimate fantasy, but it would be nice.

a unicorn, megan fox's thumbs, and a dead porpoise carcass that smells like bacon

That's called a college frat party, but you know that already. ;)

Anngella!! Your sig is a paddler!! Paddle down the river like an otter.
My cat does that to tuck me in every night. But when upright, its "piano playing".

My sexual fantasy is of this dominant male to beat me up a bit before, and then for the next round I calm him down and fuck him gently, still getting what I want.

No, its not flailing on a balloon ride in hell, it's just a connection I'm looking for.

Wait I thought you were a guy(?)

Yeah, hold right on a second.

My sexual fantasies are pretty lame and just involve really basic stuff.

They were a lot more interesting when I was 12.

tranny. but not one of those modern realistic you can barely tell the difference ones. no, i want the old 80's botched experimental model thanks.

I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright. :(

Would ever let a gruesome tranny fart on your face till you have teary eyes?