Unicron is superior.

according to what im reading here the only thing they know is that people who grow horns stay out in the sun a lot.

that woman i think shes been using a file to shape it something, its pretty pointy, doesnt look natural.

i know i would if i had one.

and headbutt people like Zidane?

i remember that. he'll probably grow a horn.

I'd just like to point out that the reason I started putting unicorns (and not the humourless shit's pun 'unicron') in my signature is because of something floatingslowly (AKA the only yank who's episodically amusing, unless jon boy is officially a splitter) said at some point. I'd like to claim credit, but I really can't (in this instance - there are other things I could claim credit for, Atari-style).

Okay.

Shit for brains?!

She could at least crack a smile...

Does anyone remember when Barnum and Bailey impaled a horn on a goat and called it a unicorn? It was the grand finale of the circus field trip I took in 3rd grade. Pretty screwed up, methinks.

for christmas:

unicorns can't fuck dolphins...no they can't!

Unicorns having sex is awesome. I mean...look at him go.

unicorns are the gayest animal


this is the gayest place on the internet


dig?

by this you mean........this thread? this forum? your exact post?

this board

ok now im depressed.

^ WINNER

thank you very much.