and that'd be when i start talking (even more) crap.

i dunno, somehow you've made it look cool!

Good point.

no i do, i just wanted an excuse for another pic

this thread made me want a beer

cans freak me out because i keep thinking they were stored somewhere and then they were on a truck or something and then they were stored somewhere else and maybe there would have been rats and they piss and just cleaning it with my shirt filled with holes wouldnt be enough.

i don't like the shape of bottles.or the word bottle

The beer I buy is usually canned. Might explain why it's cheap.

rat piss does tend to lower the price of goods

i knew this guy who worked at a plate warehouse

the plates where brand new, but his job was to take them out the boxes and wash them before shipping

why wash new plates? because rats get in at night and crap in them

he told me almost every plate was rat poo'd

god all my life ive been worrying about rat piss never rat poo.

but im pretty poor myself so i get cheap beer in cans and just use a glass.

All the warehouse owners have to do is get hold of a couple of cats. Rat problem solved. :cool:

anyone know of a place online where i can get rat piss in bulk?

i plan on wallking through retail outlets and sprinkling rat piss on items i want to buy at severely discounted prices

they will still piss and poo before death.

Not on the plates they won't. :D

rats are dangerous, they're not little and docile like mice, and the amount of rats that can get in to a warehouse would probably easily wipe out a few cats

rats are bad mfkrs. they eat housepets like cats/dogs/fish/birds for breakfast

Then get hold of a couple of big cats. I can't see the rats surviving for long against a couple of tigers. :D

tigers cost a lot of money.

That's the price you pay for a rat free warehouse. :D