c section is for wusses.

shoot that shit out your lovehole.

I DON'T NEED A LOOSE PUSSY

I just came.

a) it doesn't give you a "loose vag" if yr smart there are exercises you can do that will actually give you a 'tighter vag' young lady, don't be so naive.

b) you would rather have somebody cut deep across your abs and intestines and pull a baby out rather then it come out from where it was supposed to naturally in the first place?

thats as absurd as

yeah i know about kegels and bullshit but it never ever quite goes back to how it was before. i like my pussy the way it is.

i'd much rather get cut open.

I just hypercame.

Oh snap, I had this exact conversation with my girlfriend yesterday. She asked me if I think she'll need a C Section and I said "Sure as hell hope so! I don't want you to be loose!". She didn't smile...not one bit.

is your girlfriend pregnant?

Haha.

Well, that's when you move on to their pooper.

(kidding!)

Anyone else think an asshole feels exactly like a leather Cheerio?

no i think an asshole feels like brett favre's backne
he's OLD

.9 orgasms a day I'd say

I like when chicks squirt...

knees are in jury call to somoans

You sound like a man.

she's fred smoot

Maybe this explains why I find Satan so e-attractive.

I like girls who are in touch with their masculine side. (ohhh, and I really like girls who cut their hair to look like 10 year old boys.. that's not Satan though)

It's probably because we're all bisexual, if we're all being honest. But I think I'm gayer than most.

i think you're a freshwater sediment

What More Can I Say?
Everyone Is Gay