HELL NO

person below me has an adam's apple

THANK GOD,

and yes I have an adams apple!

person below me is a robot?

yes.

person below me has a talking asshole and a shitting mouthhole.

miss

the person below me doth protest too much

nay

person below me has not ever used a recipe for food

wrong. generally, no, but... cooking class, sophomore year. all recipes. except the excess of scrambled eggs i ate that term.

the person below me enjoys crepes.

hit

person below me owns some kind of sequined clothing

hit. sort of. boxers in bed w/not much else.
and i have some killer underoos (star wars) much like cam diaz rocks here-


tpbm luvs video games.

^ i have editededed my response fr last nite cuz i was drunk & dont remember even posting that original horrible sexual question.

Hit. I wear boxers to sleep.

The person below me has been arrested.

Multiple hit.

The person below me can't wait for the NFL season to start.

Miss. I could not care less.

The person below me is older than 30.

miss.

person below me has never seen a narwhal in the wild

Hit

The person below me as received a post hard in the past three months.

Miss, thankfully ... receiving a post hard sounds painful.

The person below me secretly loves House Of Pain's "Jump Around"

Hit. I know every word and can rap it a cappella

The person below is allergic to peanut butter.

miss. f-ing luv it. my ex was tho.

tpbm lives in the UK.

Miss.

The person I know is currently not wearing pants.

hit! (skirt)

tpbm is listening to music rt now

hit, listening to syd barrett

the person below me enjoys bdsm