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Hey smiley abuser,i didnt know that you had a hairy chest. |
i like to abuse smilies to help the slow-minded members of this forum (not those i write to, but the spectators) understand that i write mostly tongue-in-cheek.
besides, i am not english, so i have a very expressive face. :p ^ see? |
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you'll have to pay good money for those pictures |
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with those buck teeth i won't let you come to 100 feet of me. anyway here is something for you enjoyment Andy's Chest If I could be anything in the world that flew I would be a bat and come swooping after you And if the last time you were here things were a bit askew Well you know what happens after dark When rattlesnakes lose their skins and their hearts And all the missionaries lose their bark Oh, all the trees are calling after you And all the venom snipers after you Are all the mountains bolder after you? If I could be anyone of the things in this world that bite Instead of an ancient ocelot on a leash, I'd rather be a kite And be tied to the end of your string And flying in the air, babe, at night Cause ou know what they say about honey bears When you shave off all their baby hair You have a hairy minded pink bare bear And all the balls are rolling out for you And stones are all erupting out for you And all the cheap bloodsuckers are flying after you Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff were grooving on the street And just like in a movie, her hands became her feet Her belly button was her mouth Wich meant she tasted what she'd speak But the funny thing is what happened to her nose It grew until it reached all of her toes Now when people say her feet smell they mean her nose And curtains laced with diamonds dear for you And all the Roman Noblemen for you And kingdom's Christian Soldiers dear for you And melting ice cap mountain tops for you And knights in flamming silver robes for you And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you Swoop, Swoop oh baby, Rock Rock Swoop, Swoop, Rock, Rock |
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My favorite television character ever
SONIC LIFE!  |
 Lenny. |
 MacGyver, because he could make anything, he just needs some chewed chewing gum, laces from sneakers, a broken watch and a screw driver. What's that makes? Beats me, I'm not MacGyver. |
I am in no way making fun of chest hair. Especially when it belongs to Bruce McCulloch.
If I ever have children, which I won't, I'm going to name one of them Bruce, even it's a girl. It's a really good name if you've noticed, preceding such last names as Springsteen and Campbell. |
oh duh! he's from kids in the hall! duh and more duh!
yes i am slow today. another mcculloch you may have heard of:  |
Hahaha yes, he has even come up in some of my past searches for pictures of Bruce McCulloch. At first I got angry, but then I started not to mind so much, because some pictures were pretty cool.
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you should listen to killing moon. according to some, best song of the 80's-- not really-- but very good pop
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I'm pretty sure "Dancing on the Ceiling" is the best song of the 80s.
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ha, i have no idea what song that might be, but i believe you :D (damn you porkmarras, you have made me self-conscious about my smilie abuse. very well then. i'll desensitize myself & continue abusing: :fuckyou::fuckyou::fuckyou:) |
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