I'm still typing that one up in Microsoft Word. It was a novel-worthy night.

i went to one of those places a while back for someones birthday and had to spend the whole night fighting off cougars and pretending to have a good time, grinning scinisterly at everything. the dj played sweet home alabama and then the band that played straight after also played it, much to the yocals enjoyment. i spent much of the night smoking outside so as to avoid all anger etc. no matter how much i washed afterwards i just couldnt get the feeling of being dirty off myself.