JoBros won't put out before marriage either.

Cause they're obviously poof fairies.

by the way, this was a hoax.

If you care to read into the comments on the beyonce youtube thing, youl see that the creator of this so called board feed has come forward and admitted it was fake and saying its a 'silly joke gone too far.'

you guys are commenting on something you believe is fake, because you heard something that has been faked to back up yr fake ideas of what you believe to be fake.

nehhnehh.

im not backing up beyonce by the way i hate that shit.

so is yr face.

Beyonce's dad is her manager. OF COURSE he is gonna say this was a hoax. he gets 20% of her m,oney! shit. hoax my ass. that sexy mama cannot sing a cappela to save her life. suck major suck. at least jay Z gets to hit that shit balls-deep.

versus her dad you mean?

you disgust me!

I think Beyonce is a lesbian. I can smell the muff on her lips everytime we kiss

now yr talking. tell me more!

she poops her pants.

zac efron is a lesbian.

I think this thread misses the point of all all points entirely. This continuos teasing between 'for real' and 'not for real' is so obsolete and rock-generated it's painful to witness in all its backward narrow-mindedness. Like it even fucking matters someone can sing in tune. Hypocrites.

thank you

One of my favourite modern ironies is that it's shows like Pop Idol that have become avatars for 'real people' 'singing live'. Not that they're not, but to have everything else surrounding it being largely artificial (something I don't object to - makes good TV) then stopping at the last hurdle is ludicrous. Brilliant, but ludicrous.

That woman who sang on that show (i've watched it on youtube, I don't remember the name now) proved how real and good she was at singing, even though I personally have no time for her style, and find it a little too much, truth being told. I don't get how extremism can become a way of listening or playing music that is meant to be really enjoyed, without the listener and the producer of records occasionally incurring the wrath of self-righteousness and ridicule because they so vehemently adhere to such strictly unshifting aesthetics.

almost everyone has argued otherwise, but I have no doubt that the entire "viral video" craze that surrounds "that woman" is entirely contrived.

it's beyond reason to suggest that "the judges" had no fucking clue what to expect and that it was just such a shock that the homely can sing too. *gasp*

what's more, I'd like a cross-reference between the IPs that "hit" her youtube video versus a list of PC's infected with conflicker.c. really? 20 fucking million (plus), in just a few days?

right.

edit: then again, I'm a cynical bastard. maybe it's just me.

That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time, thanks for that.

Also, while I don't care for Beyonce, I have to say I see her as one of the lesser of many evils in mainstream music, epecially that genre. She cowrites most of her stuff (at least she used to, haven't actually read any credits on an album since someone I was with liked "Bugaboo"), and while I REALLY hate to admit it, that "Single Ladies" song is kind of catchy, especially when the minor chords come in and it starts to sound kind of menacing. Still, give me the Breeders and their lo-fi fanatical attention to detail (the detail of *not* sounding perfect) any day.

I like this music about the same with or without hoax auto tune.
Modern R&B music is easily among the very worst music of all time, "co written" by its performers or not. Right up there with "New Country."
It's not a part of my world, thank god. I love living in a bubble.

I suppose the only way to find out is to ask her to sing in front of you. I'm not sure what you mean with that. Sorry.

That's totally fair enough, though. Taste is taste. I didn't mean with my other post to imply that only people into rock music are responsable for setting strict aesthetic rules in order for someone to really get the 'real' meaning of it. Everyone is at it, like it always was.