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pbradley 08.06.2009 01:16 AM

How did it get burned?

terriblecanyons 08.06.2009 01:18 AM

I. Don't. Know.

dirty bunny 08.06.2009 01:19 AM

See The Movie. Experience the HORROR.

Shifty Prophet 08.06.2009 01:43 AM

I was 13 and kinda drunk at a party, this girl was 15 and clearly was making moves on me. I decided i was tired of thinking about girls and sex and decided to grab her hand and go to a room. She followed and we made it happen. I busted like 4 or five time in an hour and she was amazed by that. I remeber the feeling for the first time, shit was it sooo much better than i had imagined, that moment i fell in love with sex. She totally saw through my bullshit and knew i was a virgin, but was cool about it cause she said i could fuck, typical bourgy-hood chick. We stayed in the room for almost two hours, i did everything i could think of except go downtown and we both walked out feeling very satisfied. I never asked her about the deatils for fear of ''umm,well it was okay'', but heard through the grapevine that she came a couple times. At the time I wasn't sure if she was just saying that shit to into it or actually coming, in my mind i was some kid who didn't have any experience getting in them guts.

atsonic park said it best, the feeling of the first time never goes away, and yet is never encountered again.

phoenix 08.06.2009 08:28 AM

I'm totally still a virgin.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 08.06.2009 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I put my penis in a vagina


sure.. we all know you missed on the first try..

 


 

static-harmony 08.06.2009 11:44 AM

It's called raped in this side of town.

Pax Americana 08.06.2009 06:19 PM

Shit, my first time was awkward and terrible. I didn't have sex till I was 18, and had been dating this girl for a couple months when we finally did the deed. We were both virgins, and nervous as all hell. Ugh... it was just awful. I had all kinds of trouble getting it in, cause she was so tight and everything. So i'm getting all embarassed and I'm afraid that I'm totally letting her down (which I'm sure I was) and I finally get it in and I'm all like "Alright, yeah! I'm having sex! This feels great!" Two pumps later and I'm fucking done. God I felt like such a loser. I'm not even good enough to be called a two pump chump... fuck I'm like a 1/2 pump chump. Surprisingly she didn't seem to mind that much. I'm guessing that's cause she was really nervous and a vigin. We did have sex a lot after that though, and it did get better... slightly. I really am terrible with women though.

Anngella 08.06.2009 06:44 PM

The first time I actually -fucked- it was wonderful. Very sweaty. I had an orgasm pretty quickly. The best part is that afterwards we had a farting contest.

max 08.06.2009 06:45 PM

PA, don't get down like that now. It only takes some experience.

BTW, it frigthens me big time to read all these stories about first time drunk experience. you only lose your virginity once - big deal I know but still - how can you be unconscious when that happens?

my own 1st time thingie was kind of semi-awlward I guess - it was summer, I was 17, we'd been together for one year already and decided to go for it... man it was hot, so ON goes the fan... and both vag + condom turn from WET to DRY AS HELL... needless to say, it was impossible to go further and we were kinda just laughing hard at the time...

...so we braved up, sucked and licked each other for a while and after one hour made it thru... it didn't hurt her, even tho it took me a long while to cum. she didn't, and that was the first time of several others that I made sex with a virgin girl.

somehow I only seem to get virgin girls.
trips me out.

Trasher02 08.06.2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pax Americana
Shit, my first time was awkward and terrible. I didn't have sex till I was 18, and had been dating this girl for a couple months when we finally did the deed. We were both virgins, and nervous as all hell. Ugh... it was just awful. I had all kinds of trouble getting it in, cause she was so tight and everything. So i'm getting all embarassed and I'm afraid that I'm totally letting her down (which I'm sure I was) and I finally get it in and I'm all like "Alright, yeah! I'm having sex! This feels great!" Two pumps later and I'm fucking done. God I felt like such a loser. I'm not even good enough to be called a two pump chump... fuck I'm like a 1/2 pump chump. Surprisingly she didn't seem to mind that much. I'm guessing that's cause she was really nervous and a vigin. We did have sex a lot after that though, and it did get better... slightly. I really am terrible with women though.

Wow, easy there stud. Self-esteem overload!

floatingslowly 08.06.2009 06:50 PM

there was no horror in losing my virginity.

that came before, in Utah, where girls weren't allowed to speak to anyone, unless the girl was 16 and the guy was mormon.

neither applied in my case.

I left Utah shortly after my 16th birthday and had no need to fool parents.

GAWD SHINES IN TEXAS.

davenotdead 08.06.2009 06:57 PM

i imagine it was oily.

floatingslowly 08.06.2009 07:18 PM

two things come out of Texas. sex and oil.

davenotdead 08.06.2009 07:23 PM

oily bot sex with plastic oily tits being rubbed with baby oil.

EVOLghost 08.06.2009 08:06 PM

That's a lot of oil!

Anngella 08.06.2009 08:12 PM

extra VIRGIN olive oil

EVOLghost 08.06.2009 08:24 PM

moo

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 08:54 PM

Fuck "losing your virginity". Let's talk about the first time you came.

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGEEEEEEEEE EEEEE* *makes a huge ass fucking puddle on the floor*
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"

davenotdead 08.06.2009 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Fuck "losing your virginity". Let's talk about the first time you came.

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGEEEEEEEEE EEEEE* *makes a huge ass fucking puddle on the floor*
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!"



i thought i had aids, and i was trying to fervently scrub the cum out of my boxers so my mom wouldn't see it when she did laundry the next day


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