this one is too easy....

SONIC YOUTH

since Thurston never met Kim, my time-travel device will allow me to go a specific moment in the continuum where Kim is at her weakest emotionally.

everyone knows that emotionally weakened women give up the panties real easy.

SCORE.

Hhahahhahahaha

Oh, that sucks. They are a pretty bad band, if everyone in my schoool was obsessed with them, I'd transfer schools aha.

Or you could be a total asshole who makes really fucking awesome music, then she'd probably throw them at you during a show and you could write a song about it that parodies Schizophrenia.