She's very very cool :D

oh hell yes i love the truncky

this is just good friendly banter

no, they've got amateur photography covered. it's the old chicks who've the lit covered, jackie collins, jilly cooper etc.

i'm fairly convinced truncs is a girl, although now i'm suspecting she might be considerably older than i previously believed.

anyway, i hope those aren't friction burns you're talking about.

Just how old do you think I am?

i think he implied the age of jackie collins-- or whoever other name i can't recall :D

i guess in your 60s, unless you're jackie collins - the next generation

ouch. i think t&b wins at burns & truncky at jerking people off.

maybe you guys want to trade places now?

and goddammit im trying to get off this fucking board! you are too fucking entertaining, and that is bad for profit.

i need money. fuck off!! :D:D:D

(no, i love you guys. but for fucks sakes i need to unglue my eyes from this shit).

Kathleen Hanna is pretty cool..

Well truncated,i've dedicated this thread to you and as i can see you have been brutally raped by the love of many a member,passed around,fucked into every single hole that exists in your body.How does it feel now?Do you feel a bit like the whore in 'Last exit to Brooklyn' on the last scene of that beautiful film?Hehe

i tried getting that movie but greencine (surprise) doesn't carry it! maybe it's not out on dvd?

now monsieur le porkmarras, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of it, would you? i'd like to find what really happened to truncated :D

Oh it's too bad.Have you got a video recorder?I've always watched it on vhs but i've never bothered buying it on dvd for some reason.

yeah it's not on dvd. i'll hunt down a vhs copy though, but i live in a shithole of a town & might have to wait until i go to a (barely) proper city next week.

It's well worth watching it.And you should get the book too.Majestic.

the film is no where near as good as the book. mark knopfler did the soundtrack for christ sake.

owww... i'll have to turn the volume down :D

The book is just brilliant. I don't even wanna watch the film cos I know it'll not compare to the book at all.

I agree jonboy.The book is much better than the movie but then that is almost always the case,isn't it?Mark Knopfler?I have developed a way not to hear soundtracks while watching movies.That's all i'm saying.Mark Knopfler is dead somewhere for all i know.

is there a gangrape in there too? that seems to be the interesting part :D

Yeah but it's no way erotic.

yeah ha ha i got that from when signor porkmarras first posted, and i don't meant to dismiss art as a vehicle for cheap thrills, i was just going along with the original joke :D