i did all of this when i had a job. dipshit.

pscchhh low responsibility you can do it drunk

fuck here it comes

BED. NOW!

you make no sense, any inkling of a valid argument you may have has been completely obliterated by your intoxication, now silence yourself and go to bed.

@#@#%!#@. i cant go to bed till i puke. it is stuck.


RED LETTERS

IDONT TRUST MY FILTHY FINGERS I HAVE WASHED THEM DRY BUT EGH

I Blame The Fucking Crystal Litter Which Sucks Ass

Are you STILL up? Give me your car keys! Now, tomorrow, I want you to clean out the garage, mow the lawn and walk downtown to buy me some tools.

And CLEAN UP YOUR BEDROOM!

there's your problem.




get some of this brand. no more problemos.

JEEZUS THE MOTHER IN LAW FRO HELL

this makes me realise that i could never act that way towards my kid. i'd be a pretty cool mum. i certainly wouldn't be the one doing much discipline.

neh i bough this new today earlier



work fucking great but we were conducting expriments in search o f LITTER SUPREME and fuck i fell for itt crystals shit shit shit

and there was a puddle of piss mud at the bottom of the shitbox

kee needs a new box im buyin tomorrow

ps= im starting to feel better-- phew

get like a rubbermaid plastic storage container like this:


make sure it has a lid in case you ever have to move it.

also, you should periodically remove ALL of the cat litter, wash the box out with bleach, and put fresh cat litter in it.


[/cat lady]

In real life, I'd be horribly liberal to any kids of mine. Good thing I don't want little Mellys running around, then.

i'm going to make a prediction that will probably come back and haunt me and say i'll be knocked up within the next two years. by accident.

and then there will be another undisciplined little shit running free.

memfis, yeah, we change it piriodically yo but usually madame does it as a routine chore never a problem but she's been incapacitated since tuesday

we use cats rule boxes they are alright we have 2 we traveled with him never a problem but today

1) i come home w/ drinks in me

2) i eat a piece of cabrales cheese

3) the cat is demanding his box ix cleaned so i say ok little fucka here i come

e0 i go to empty the box in a plaxtick bag and there is ammonia stench all over

50 there is crud so i take it to wash with brush and the stench of shit is there and then some part is broken & stuck

i soak it all in bleach to kill the fucking stench but see the box has gotten old and now is absorbing smell

now there is caca everywer

in my nose it is stuck to my nosse so i start snotting naturally s repellant
and i don wanna swallo that so i spit

then the fucking NAUSEA

you see there is a place where verything makes sense perfect sense

"Run free, Cantankers Junior, the world is yours!"
"Can I watch Barney The Dinosaur again?"
*Cantankers holds in rage at thought of the Purple Pain*
"Why...of course, darling."

!@£$%!: you fucked yourself on that one. nothing i can do to help you now.

melly: the key is to not really pay any attention and just placidly agree. i used to watch that shit when i was a little kid. i don't even think it's on anymore but if i had a kid and they wanted to watch it...go ahead, i don't care.