if you have no fingers, you could always check to see if you are wearing a speedo, and are chinese.

You do think we are? perverts? :eek:

It's bullshit even though it works for me.

*snort*

Are you okay?

yeah. its a minor laugh that escapes thru the nasal passages. no matter was expelled however.

That's the one "expression" or whatever I have the hardest time putting into words. There's no actual words of that kind of half-laugh-breathe-through-your-nose thing, and apparently I always want to include one in stories I write.

both of my ring fingers are significantly longer than my index fingers.

looks like i'm a straight man.

Each of my fingers are longer than the others

YOU GOT NO HANDS, I thought

SYRFox is a compulsive liar :eek:

I actually have three hands

I'm not, I really have no hands actually :(:(

on each side? dependng on the size of the moon?
but does it mean that you are extraterrestrial-gay?

Are you being racist against extraterrestrials? (gay is still the lamest insult btw)

God that guy has a tiny ass.

you are right...its a chinese

Fish have no ass.

Well... they do and they don't.
I always used to laugh when my goldfish would have a long string of poo hanging out of their asses and then they'd try to eat it.
Irrelevant, I know.