Oh, I'm sorry for posting something at 10 PM Sunday, I should have used my psychic powers to know that you wouldn't see the message I posted until you were at work the next day.

I'm worried.

My friend's sister is bring my rat to the vet tomorrow for free (because she works there). So Mortimer is at my friend's place now and she might not have a cage to put him in.

I swear if her fucker of a dog kills him I'll go slaughter the thing. Well maybe not, but I'll be majorly pissed and upset.

I'm worried my rat will be killed by the dog, and I'm also worried that he may be pretty sick.

not to be a prickster, but rats live short lives--sorry about mortimer though--

but next time... maybe pick a pet with a longer lifespan?

That is the rats only flaw.

A turtle would be really neat to have, but I doubt it's the same kind of affection.

yeah, reptiles have no emotions. but turles live forever!

last month we had to take the cat to the vet for an operation. holy fuck, it was emotionally exhausting.

he's fine now but he had staples on his back. it look like some weird pussy-- i have no other way to describe it. no, no pun intended-- at all.

cranky
i just woke up
i have sleep disturbance issues

i'm feeling like i really miss having long hair and i need a weave. like now.

im insomniac- it's not a mood-- it's the result of having been up till 5am last night.

^ i understand. i have had sleep disturbance issues since i was probably 11 or 12. i keep odd hours. i'm actually pretty tired but i want to eat first and then sleep all day. but due to some unfortunate, unforseen circumstances it appears that i won't be out drinking tonight.

lazy (STILL in pajamas)
hungry

drinking-- so what ever happened to yr famous mono?

haha

i have no idea what it was, not mono i don't think given the 6% chance of relapse plus it was 10x crazier than when i had mono. it kind of scared the shit out of me though, i passed out on my bathroom floor for two hours and woke up DRENCHED in sweat and in a puddle of my own saliva. then i decided i would go sleep on the floor next to my couch and woke up drenched in sweat again.

puta madre! you krazed.

so are you doing ok these days? all immune & liver & all?

yeah i feel perfectly normal. physically strong for the first time in probably months.

hurray!

now go eat some fresh fruits.

thanks for the suggestion because i have no idea what i want to eat. i was going to just eat cornflakes.

you guys don't have weetabix? what kind of eengland is that? sweet jay-sus. we have colonized them.

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i should go & try to sleep-- i know i won't sleep-- but i should try.

what the hell are weetabix? i've lived in america my entire life and i don't even know what those are!

some british fucking cereal. it's weird, like all things english. they are shaped like turds (ah, the english taste!)



cornflakes are american.

anyway. try the local food. the natives aren't famous for their cooking but they have great immigrants!

well i ate some corn flakes considering the only fruit i can tolerate the texture of is grapes.
i thought weetabix was some kind of cereal in america. i've never had those but they look gross. i'll try anything once.
bangers and mash is the way to go. looks gross on the plate though.

I'm in the mood for trying these for brekfast: