No fear, we've got Ben Dover. The Orson Welles of porn!



[Edit] From cocaine to Ben Dover in a single thread. You gotsta love the interweb, you really do.

I wanna start making porn where the actors are totally shit-faced. Call it 'Under the Influence' or something. Can you imagine them getting the fear during a DP. It'd be fucking brilliant!

Ben Dover
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Cum sniffing

Pretty wrong.

DON'T WATCH THIS AT WORK.

In fact, don't watch it at all, it's horrible.

it was american porn

Acid is my favourite thing to do anything on, but particularly the lovin'.

cum sniffing : mmm interesting

Fuck, that's hilarious! She's so totally fucked when getting ready to snort it. She's shaking and everything. Like a lung leg video made in prague by the mafia. Sheer brilliance!

that's Lydia Lunch, no?

It was US porn - still, it was either that, or films where all the men looked like the fatter cousins of the Mario Bros. Still, who else but US porn could bring us such a legend such as Ron Jeremy - looks like a walrus and can suck his own dick?

Nah, Lung Leg's the one that always looks more psycho and wired. Lydia Lunch always comes across as an 'artist'. Lung Leg is like her little chavy sister that cops off with bouncers in alleyways for blow.

I still have this fantasy of writing some sort of thesis setting out the aesthetics of porn. I'm fascinated with the stuff that is so un-sexy it's funny. Clown porn and the like.

i request a Ron Jeremy link now:cool:

I have this whole thing about porn and national identity. Fucking in American porn is all about power. You watch some British stuff though, and it's all about watching people waiting for their turn. Britain's obsession with queuing is never more evident than in its porn.

that's not the one i saw, i'll try and find it

Slightly larger than Jeremy and the by-now legendary cock competition

I'll stop now.

"...is a hell of a drug"

That was pretty sleazy, to say the least. She must have taken some pretty good shit to be coerced into doing that. It looked like the sort of thing that Peter Sotos would write about.

yeah it looks like there's powder all over the mirror. the girl in the one i saw was having a whale of a time.