i can't decide between the taxidermist or being cast in bronze

Sealed envelopes.

I'd like to be compressed into a 1 inch titanium capsule and shot into space.

I'll probably be cremated and land up on a shelf next to the fireplace in a relatives home.
It really doesn't matter.

Let's not overthink this whole death thing, okay?

oh yeah like

"the check is in the mail!!"


let us? who is us? and where are you, anyway?

I'm in the Interzone, man. Dig?

yeah? and where is that? where?

death is the great equalizer.

when people ask me what it is like AFTER death, I tell them "do you remember what it was like before you were born? It will be JUST LIKE THAT"

i did.

nothing happened.

And projecting all this "after death is going to be like this and like that" business isn't overthinking? You die, story over, nothing more. Sounds pretty simple to me.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

well, i have no access to those people. are you their lawyer?

in any case-- i'm not narcissistic enough to expect that when i die it's going to be the problem of 12 billion people who've never heard of me. and i can safely say that most of those dying as we speak don't expect anything from me either.

Then I don't have a clue what you mean. What do you ascribe to this philosophy? Yourself? Huh? Subscribe makes sense in the sense of "to declare assent to".

I'm after the full viking please, Sonic Youth messageboard death-wishes proxy. Cunting great boat set on fire, cast out to sea with only my coffin in it. Firework display on deck and a coffincam just to modern shit up a bit.

it's as old as the internet

lies. i saw that years before our first illicit encounter.

I want to be dismembered in the Sahara desert so that Bear Grylls can sleep inside me when the temperatures go down at night. He could squeeze my poo to quench his thirst the morning after.

^^ Very poetic^^
I thought it was "I'll go to Hell/ heaven" thread. Pleased to see it's not the case.
I think I would not be able to decide what to do with my body when I'll pass away. And I don't care.

i want my ashes mixed into paint and then have someone do an awesome painting with it

yehhhh