the best musical instrument is when you use your meat plunger and be rockin that pussy and the shit's so rough and ready that the quiffs come in half tones.....
blues scale and shit

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BEST POST OF THE DAY

AGAIN

STOP BLOCKING MY REP

I think everyone here owns at least one pair of headphones.

A stereo.

every boardy LOVES scissor shock and will buy the new album on popular new york city-based indie label laser seizure records -- "SYNONYM FOR THE WORD DECAY" -- when it is released!

maybe leaving the board for awhile like some asshole I know did?

A diseased mind.

At present we are Indian-style on account of there being a war of attrition over whose turn to buy loo roll it is.

Some of us are allergic in their feet to the sort of rubbers they use in 'sneakers', and as such haven't owned a pair in nearly 10 years.

Some of us don't like headphones.

The massive no-horse says "neigh".

I own no headphones. no walkman, no portable CD player, no MP3 player.

You don't need it, you've got that plunger!

You don't ever rock headphones on your stereo, Rob? That can be a fun way to listen sometimes.

I never do. I used to love headphones back about 15 years ago. I need to get some though so my girlfriend does not freak out with me listening to xiu xiu at loud decibels.
I like my music bouncing around the room.

Walking, everyone has experienced this at one point in their lives.

Breathing, eating, sleeping, sickness.

I could honestly say, every boardie has experienced that outsider vibe.

And, in reaction, the pretentious hipster vibe.

We are too cool for them squares anyways. :cool:

True^^