Ok, I give up. Am I Teddy Roosevelt after he left the White House?

I'm glad.

Yeah, but with a dark, dark secret . . . you have magic powers!

so lurker, tell me about yourself.

What reality or adventure self?

Oh dear this is something I don't like doing. Well, I wear glasses, spend nearly all my time wasting it. . . Um, what would you like to know?

They better not be shitty magic powers. I at least want psychokinesis.

Yeah that's standard! And you can look through girls knickers - believe me, it comes in handy when dealing with female spies and whatnot.

i have the ability to see through things. like the clothes of attractive people.

We posted at the same time! Great minds think alike.

I'm not the espionage type, though. I'm not good with guns and have big feet.

i'm socially awkward and clumsy, so most super powers are pointless for me.

the glasses look good on you, dont worry.
besides while you have them on, you can always harass the boys with little bites or by holding a pen in your mouth this kind of teasing works better with that kind of glasses.

What "type" are you?

night, you guys. time for me to slumber.

I can relate to that. I would fly a lot more in public if I wasn't so embarrassed by it. The higher I fly the redder my face gets.

Goodnight.

Lion-tamer.

Night, schizo.

Right, what powers would be useful for that?

The Heart power that the kid on Captain Planet had (only not as lame) and inedible limbs.

I don't know what captain power is.