flo has way better beats than the instigator.



just sayin.

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FloSloCo has the worst rap sella's
Yea NaS said it "I roc chicks and you roc fella's"
You spit without makin a single rap reference
Big, Pac, L, Pun you gotta have rememberance
Yo' style's so harsh that you boast that you're slow
Man thinkin you got an irresistable flow
They say the first step to success is admittance
With such a wack flow I gotta say good riddance

K IT GOES LIKE THIS.

5. GAME
4. NOTORIOUS B.I.G (RIP)
3. EAZY-E (RIP)
2. BIG PUN (RIP)
1. NaS

What the fuck? No Wu-Tang members? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[and now for my next number i'd like to return to the classics]

big PUN? what about krs-ONE?
what about criminal minded?
boogie down production?
on yr list, i'm not findin it.

[rap is something you do.]

[no vaseline.]

and eazy-e? that lil punk?
without cube ruthless records was junk.
pfft, why am i even on this record?
....
[mr AK...? comin straight outta compton?
y'all better make way?] shoulda worn a condom.
rupaul gay........... nigga 4 life?
yeah, jerry heller made you his wife.

[hip hop is something you live...]

[no vaseline.]

where is q-tip at?
where is lyrics born at?
where is kool keef at?
where is mr. lif at?

[the real hip hop is ova here]

where is del the funk at?
where is aesop rock at?
where is eric b at?
where is ced gee at?

[the real hip hop is ova here]

afrika baby bam, phife dawg and mike gee too.
posdnous, chali 2na and sammy b too.

[the real hip hop is ova here]

guru, rakim and mike d too.
mark 7even, prince paul and el-p too.

[the real hip hop is ova here]

ali shaheed muhammad, trugoy and miss vinia mojica.
lucien revolucien, daniel dumile and arsenik got to freak ya.

rockin beats from here to grenada
q-bert take me out with the fader.

[she don't /wick// smooth like butter /wk/ she don't use cheese /wick/

she don't use jelly... or any of these. /wick/

she don't use /wick// no vaseline // no vaseline//

bitch it's curtains// wickety wicca wack//

making me itch // it's curtains //

itch// it's curtains// this scratching is making me itch//

it's curtains//itch/it's curtains//itch/wicca wack/]

^^extra verses, nice.

x3

I think I may have lost about 37 IQ points just from reading this thread.

hit
shit
wit'
it

i'm throwing up.

that don't rhyme

Until I heard The Soft Bulletin, that was the benchmark of "you used to be awesome, what the fuck" for me. Then they went infinity plus one on my ass.

[screwdrived guitars intro]

Y'all really seem too fuckin' bragish,
So much that it sounds so foolish,

I rock ya face, I pawn ya head, (yeah he pawns ya)
I blow ya noise, I leave you dead,
I tear, stomp, split you so strong, (yeah he splits ya)
You can't even see why you're wrong,
Now y'all niggas please wrench out ya tongue, [Sonic Youth sample]
This some nerd geek rap flow in da song.

[dance beats coming out of nowhere]

I'm rocking da club with those insane beats, (mushroom! that's insane!)
While ya still sound like fuckin shits,
I'm so crazy you dunt (YOU CUNT) even know what the fuck iz about, (acid! that's insane!)
All ya see is people that look at me and fuckin' shout,
I'm the MC and tonight I own ya soul,
So shut the fuck up or I'll split ya full.

[harsh noise outro]

shut the fuck up, i'm throwing up?

up and up rhyme right?

If Ozzy can rhyme "Masses" with "Masses" and have the song be considered an undeniable classic, I think you can get away with this.

i wrote this rap after i broke up with my ho because of religious differences. she was a vegetarian, and i'm a veggie-skeptic

she liked figs
i liked pigs

oh, my.
golly, gee.
you got sand in yr pants
from sleeping
with sandra dee
yr rap was out of line
it's just Rob and me.
before you come to battle
you have to pay the fee

you see?

well, I clearly don't
think two lines can save you homes?
nah, it won't.

yr pwnt.

[cue sample]

since yr from france
I'll go easy
yr new jack shit
is fucking cheesy
like nachos,
but without hot sauce
yr stepped into this battle
one step
and you lost. :(

yeah, I can rhyme
sauce with lost
I can go on beat
or go off when I'm crossed.

Butter, like butter baby . . .
Not no parkay, not no margarine,
Strickly butter baby, strictly butter





Tryin' to sound like Amerikkka's Most,
you could yell all day but you don't come close.
Cuz you know I'm the one that flown,
ya done run 100 miles, but you still got one to go.
With the L-E-N-C-H M-O-B, and ya'll disgrace the C-P-T.
Cuz you're gettin' fucked out your green by a white boy,
with no vaseline...

[L.L. sample: "Now you're gettin' done without vaseline..."] x3

The next 2G1C?

lazy ass rhymes that still come off slick are the best.

Full Clout y'all
Full Clout y'all
And when the mic is in my mouth
I turn it out y'all