He got my mixtape in round three and started talking about how it reminded him of death.


OH MY GOD, I'VE KILLED GMKU!!!!

What did you put on that tape?I forgot.

A few very long improv/psych metal tracks, I think. Julian Cope's "Like A Mother Fucker" project, Munehiro Narita, stuff like that.

If cats could think, they'd call you a roustabout and clip your fetid ears.

Speaking of missing people, where's Hip Priest been recently?

don't get your hopes up. i'm just here for a visit.

That meant he's glad you've left.

this thread is going to make everyone come back

No, it's not the thread. I'm shining my batman-like SY searchlight across the world's skies.

do they have genetic therapy for people lacking in the gene necessary to detect sarcasm? i hope not. that would mean less entertainment for me.

I could say the exact same thing to you.

you could, but it would retain no validity.

it's like it's thanksgiving, hayden, saturnine and me posting on the same day.

how was your flight, deary?

flight where? to another dimension? in what context are we speaking? where did i leave my toothbrush?

it's good to see you, indeed.

i have no idea where my toothbrush is.
time to break out the frayed twig and gunpowder.

Anthrax, maybe? HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Don't get your hopes up. I'm just here for a visit.

(I can't think of anything original. My regular joke writers all quit.)

Acutally, detox/rehab went fairly well, thanks for asking.

& I'm in the middle of a divorce from RYM. It's a great place to catalog your albums, if you're into that kind of thing, but what a bunch of tight asses. I'd rather hang out with you losers, frankly.