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Rob Instigator 07.02.2010 08:57 AM

My brother emailed me. I have contacted all my reltyives living in UYSA and none of them knew about this, and the original deadline was July 1st! They had to extend it to September 30th. fucking slapdash shit.

Yep, my grandma is three years older than everyone thought.

she was married at 16, but it turns out she was 19! crazy!

space 07.02.2010 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
local government remains local government


after doing even more reading, this new law was put into place BY the local Puerto Rican government.

yr blame of the "US Govt" is misdirectected.

I do not suspect that they felt the need to run adds in local papers throughout the states, since it is a law that only effects those born in Puerto Rico.

if you personally feel the need to keep abreast of local Puerto Rican law, then that should be yr responsibility.

take it up with Senor McClintock!

Rob Instigator 07.02.2010 10:09 AM

I was born in Puerto Rico, as was all my family, as were maybe half of all Puerto Ricans living in USA.

and we ALL need to get new birth certificates.

space 07.02.2010 10:26 AM

yes sir, I understand that. I'm just saying, that moving to the US does not disclude you from personal responsibility.

it's not like yr going to be sent to jail, or 'deported' without a (valid) birth certificate.

chances are, upon request for a copy, you would have been informed of the ($5) fee.

here's how, within a few clicks, I learned how much I'd have to pay THE STATE of CALIFORNICATION for a copy of mine (which I DID have to do, a few years back, while not living in California):

google.com > "fee for birth certificate california"

blink blink blink

Vital Record Fees

Certified Copies
  • Birth Certificate - $14
OH MY LAWS, $14!!! an outrage!

NOTE: THAT MIGHT cover the cost of the slow-ass US Govt employee that has to walk their happy ass to the copier/seal-stamping machine....

you might argue that you are being "forced" into paying $5 unnecessarily, but I still say, you are paying a small cost for the peace of mind in knowing that yr birth certificate is NO LONGER sitting inside some unsecure cabinet, in a school, in the town you were born. I don't know about you, but THAT (more so than $5) would keep me awake at night.

jon boy 07.02.2010 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
well, I'd hope you were having a laugh, cuz if not it just makes you look that much more pathetic.


come now thats no way to think about you being a big old bear. just accept it.

space 07.02.2010 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
you being a big old bear.


....he says with wistful longing.

both hands on the keyboard, please, jon boy.

jon boy 07.02.2010 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by space
....he says with wistful longing.

both hands on the keyboard, please, jon boy.


hey these ipads do come in handy, as does voice controlled typing.

space 07.02.2010 11:31 AM

I prefer a large keyboard. that way, I can type with my cock and not slur my words.

jon boy 07.02.2010 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by space
I prefer a large keyboard. that way, I can type with my cock and not slur my words.


i hit too many keys at the same time.

Glice 07.02.2010 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by space
I prefer a large keyboard. that way, I can type with my cock and not slur my words.


I heard your cock stretches from A-Z on the keyboard.

space 07.02.2010 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice
I heard your cock stretches from Esc-Page Down on the keyboard.


yes, and my laptop is 16.4"!

jon boy 07.02.2010 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by space
yes, and my laptop is 16.4"!


so its wider than its longer?


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