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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

Oh, great. Associate me with a Love & Rockets song why don't you.

I'd roast you, but I don't want to offend your delicate sensibilities and force you to go away for 4.5 months again...

;)

ROAST ME! i'll love you more.

i ain't goin nowhere.

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Originally Posted by Jeremy

atsonicpark:

"I love this really obscure band nobody knows because they're strange. They have songs in (foreign language) that go for twenty seconds. They remind me of (other obscure band nobody knows or would like) in the sense they both use a really shitty cheap guitar, only (second obscure band) has records that go 50 minutes with one song that goes for the entire record. The fact both bands are Japanese makes them awesome and to be really personal makes my dick hard. The problem with (Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Spoon, Modest Mouse, Dinosaur Jr, Rather Ripped, etc) is they aren't weird or indie enough for me to consider an influence to Robe or scissorshock. Oh, you don't know those bands? They're my bands. You can find a link to them here (Insert myspace) and here's the thirty weird noise records I recorded last weekend here (insert megaupload link). I'd fuck Captain Beefheart. One time I had a weird dream where I listened to Beefheart all day as my girlfriend shoved a finger in my ass. I made a short clay movie about it that is available here (Inserts link). Robe did the soundtrack to it... did I give you a link to them? They're awesome, here's their myspace (Inserts myspace link). They kinda sound like these bands (Inserts huge list of bands), but they're cooler because they're weird and are more abstract.

Captain Beefheart is the greatest man who ever lived. I like to fuck women anally pretending they are Captain Beefheart or fuck a girl's vagina pretending Captain Beefheart is a transvestite and therefor has a vagina."

Nah, just kidding though, Adam is a cool guy who can get a bad rep sometimes. :)

~Jeremy~

ahahah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

ROAST ME!

...I think he just did.

Yup, right under yr nose!

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

slavo: drone

more like: endless rants on losing hair and fear of giving presentations ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe11121

Funniest thread ever!

I didn't see me anywhere (might be a good thing, lol)

joe: i am the coolest 15-year-old canadian ever (considering bzooty's extremely limited knowledge of people of the age of 15 and/or canadians)

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

whatever, I <3 you pbradley.

ddd: :)

Whaaaat?

I dont smile...

TerribleCanyons: MY NAME IS NOT TERRIBLE FUCKING CRAYONS YOU STUPID DISLEXIC BASTARDS!

Joe(bunch of numbers): I am more subtle than DDD at begging for a roast, I'm more like Palpatine when he was senator Palpatine. Cuz we Canadians are a bunch of scheming fuckers, eh?

Automatic Bzooty: I'm a girl, but I can see why all you bastards keep thinking I'm a boy, because I have huge balls, making a username with a Beck reference on a snobby noise/rawk board.

bzooty: OH MAN [garbled series of words] FUCKING AWESOME [mighty boosh reference] YEAHHH! [outdated slang]

edit: i think i did this already but this one's betta.

Dude you just roast yrself?

EDIT: I just unknowingly roasted u too, I meant to type did, and I typed dude.

Rob Instigator: Beck fucking sucks.

Floatingslowly: Beck fucking sucks. All human beings suck. I am a robot. Kiss my robot balls!

Rob Instigator: Do fembots have fat robot asses?

psh. i'm not the first to do their own roast.

Rob Instigator: Beck fucking sucks.
automatic bzooty: leave beck alone. ):

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

Rob Instigator: Do fembots have fat robot asses?

Zombot: Hells to the yeah we do!

How else we gonna get plowed correctly? ;)

is that ass plowable or is it like some kind of space age metal that's dangerous to yr peens?

Not much, it's been a long week already, can't wait till 10am tomorrow